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Ok.....my bad.....let's backpedal a bit here. Maybe we shouldn't be quite so forthcoming gentlemen.
You guys really went all out with those. I'm going to need a minute to ponder here.
To share with the group, I give fake names to almost everyone anytime that someone asks my name. I also do it with a dead straight face. Unless it's a legal matter or work related issue with a superior. Names that I have used include: Secret Peter, Harvey Schmidtlab, Captain Artemis "Snake" Buckwald, Sweet Jones, Bueller, Mike Jones (when someone repeats it back to me I reply with "Who?" - props if you get this joke), Sergeant Slippy or basically anything that comes to mind off the cuff. For single guys, this gets huge points on a first date when you go out to dinner and they ask for your name when getting a table.
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