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Originally Posted by tranquility
Oil-drilling in the middle of shark infested waters? Meh! Pinned down by enemy fire in a hostile foreign land? Bah! Bending down to insert that tape in the VCR player is SO HARD!!! Sending your kids to their rooms w trumped up charges. LMAO.
Any job you can do in your PJs can't be that hard haha. If ppl have to scream it and profess to ppl it is, then usually there's a good chance that it's not, since it ought to be self-evident. OT but I remember some old MTV interview on The Cardigans and the interviewer was asking them about their music and all of a sudden this band member suddenly blurts out something along the lines of "ya!!! my guitar parts are hard to play, it's complex music!!" I was like LOL, what???! Where did that come from? Ya, dude, you're up there w EVH and Satch /s Cardigans????? LMAO...I can't even.... 
I like that one and the 'Epidemic of Gold-digging whores'. Some epic rants by O' Billy Boy lol. |
Hahaha yes!
"So you send the kids to bed on some trumped up charges just because you want to have a glass of wine and watch the price is right? All these women injured from bending down to put DVDs in a DVD Player."
Also the one about choking his way to the top of the fast food place.
"uh yeah, I'll have a turkey club on Rye with mayonnaise."
"The mayonnaise is over there"
"Well why don't you, uhhh, go over there and fucking get it. I'm sorry they fired the mayonnaise guy, but I'm not doing it!"