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A boy had to do a special report for school, so he goes to his dad and asks him if he can ask him a question.
The dad said yes, what's the question son?
What is politics?
His dad says; Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me capitalism. Your mom is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you the people. We call the maid the working class, and your baby brother the future. Do you understand son?
I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it said the son.
That night awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that his baby brother had soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maids room and peeking through the keyhole he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy knocked on the maids door but no one came to the door. So the boy went back to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he says to his dad; dad, I think I understand politics.
His dad is all proud and says; Good boy!
Can you explain it to me son?
Well dad, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is full of shit.
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