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A jumbo jet is coming into the London Heathrow Airport on it`s final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom and does his usual announcements but forgot to switch off the intercom.
Now the whole plane can hear his conversation with the co-pilot.
Well skipper, watcha you gonna do in London? Asked the co-pilot.
Well, first I`m gonna check into the hotel and take a big shit. Then I`m gonna take that new stewardess with the big boobs out for dinner. I`m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and have wild sex with her all night.
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately start looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
The stewardess is at the back of the plane, she`s so embarrassed that she starts to run to get to the cockpit to turn off the intercom.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady`s purse and falls down.
The old lady leans over and says; No need to hurry dear. He`s gotta take a shit first.
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