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Two blokes at the Pearly Gates got chatting, and agreed to meet up at the end of the day for a drink.

First bloke gets called forward by Saint Peter, “My son, you have led a good life, you have been kind to people, and as such I am giving you a Rolls Royce to drive around in Heaven”. He was pleased, and went on his way.

Second bloke gets called forward by Saint Peter, “My son, you have led a good life, been kind to most people, but you were not a good husband. I am giving you a Nissan Micra (look it up!) to drive around Heaven. He said “fair enough”, and went on his day.

Later that night the two blokes met up for a drink, the guy in the Nissan was laughing. The other bloke said “what are you laughing at”, the other bloke said, “I have just seen a Priest on roller skates”