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During my 20 years at the local university, my job description was massaged on an annual basis. I always had 5 or 6 work items in the description, each assigned a percentage - 40% this; 20% that and so on, all adding to 100% on the bottom line. Every year included at least 10% for "whatever."

Well let me tell you, the "whatever" was broad and far-reaching and I'm sure much more than 10%. With every passing year, I found I was allotted less and less time to do what I was hired to do and more on an amazing amount of extraneous stuff.

I'm so f-ing glad I'm retired.