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3 DOGS AT THE VET'S.
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting
room at the vet's, when they struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the
yellow Labrador and said "So, why are you here?"
The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I
piss on everything...the sofa, the curtains, the cat and the
kids.
But the final straw was last night, when
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet
going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply
from the yellow Lab, "they reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the
Black Lab and asked "So, why are you here?"
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig
under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of
it.
When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets,
but I went over the line last night, when I dug a great big hole in my owners'
couch."
"So what are they going to do to you ?"
the Yellow Lab enquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the
dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the
Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane.
"I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
a pillow, the table, fence posts, I want to hump everything I
see.
Yesterday my owner had just got out of
the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help
myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away"
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged
a sad glance and said,
"So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"
The Great Dane said,
"No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped !"
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