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A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self-defense the man says “who told you that drinking is bad?”
The nun says “Mother Superior told me.”
To which the man asks “have you ever tried it?”
The nun replies “no, I haven’t ever taken a drink of hard liquor.”
The man says “well then, don’t criticize me if you haven’t tried it. I’ll tell you what, if you try it and don’t like it, I’ll give up drinking for life.”
The nun agrees. “Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don’t want people thinking I’m drinking.”
The man goes up to the bartender and says “bring me a couple of shots of vodka but bring one of them in a tea cup.” The bartender looks at the man and says “is that nun in here again?”
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