It's cool you are ready to open a wrapping shop, indeed!
But the look of this car... One positive thing I can say is it deserves that colour!
Yet, when I looked at the pictures before reading the text for explanation I thought you had pissed on it yourself and were so proud.
Also, it reminded me of a recent popular statement on the neighbor Off-Topic forum that Ford owners had no women and probably had nothing to do with them. If you didn't know your husband was a "Forder" when you married him, that could explain your rage.
