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Thanks to everyone who replied except for those people who say just don’t do drugs because y’all are fucking autists.

It sounds like there are only two options, maybe three. One is the flush style drinks. The other is fake pee. I’m an extraordinarily heavy user for years so it seems unlikely dilution through the drinks will work since you could probably smoke my pee and get high. I bought the detox drinks though and will be trying it out this week with a home drug testing kit. The fake pee option actually worries me because that seems more fraudulent and I’m not necessarily that interested however it may become the only solution. Also, if I’m observed it immediately fails.

A possible third solution is to address the issue with HR because I am in a quasi-legal state. There is a possibility that they may not even check (or care about) for THC to begin with or maybe dismiss it because it is likely so prevalent. I just have a serious problem with telling on myself, especially to the jackals in HR. Decisions decisions.