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01[01:17] <~DarkPhantom> RAWR
[01:23] <%highspliff> lol
01[01:53] <~DarkPhantom> go to bed
03[01:53] * DarkPhantom is now known as DP|asleep
01[01:53] <~DP|asleep> fox, we'll set you up the bomb
01[01:53] <~DP|asleep> you'll see
01[02:15] <~DP|asleep> muahahhahahaha
01[02:15] <~DP|asleep> So for those of you asleep, I'll tell you a story, one you can read when you wake
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> There once was a boy in the forest of riddlescott
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> His name, richard
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> richard was a boy from a poor family
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> he worked hard day and night
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> with his grandfather
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> his parents were murdered when he was a child by thieves
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> his aspirations were that to become a knight, and put an end to those who did wrong
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> unfornately, knights in those days had to come from a well respected family
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> unfortunately, richard wasn't from one.
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> One day, as richard walked through the woods, there came a strange sound from a tree
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> as he approached this tree, he noticed it was a large
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> brown as the barren dirt of the land he worked on
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> the leaves, green as dew of spring
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> the tree was large
01[02:22] <~DP|asleep> quite larger than the surround trees
01[02:22] <~DP|asleep> as he leaned over to see where the sound was coming from
01[02:22] <~DP|asleep> he saw a crevice
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> as he veered into this crevice, he saw a sparkle
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> a glint of light, gold as the sun
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> blinded by the light the boy fell back
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> only to find himself tumbling down a narrow passage
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> leaves and rocks broke his fall as his tumble continued
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> each roll scraped by a branch on his body
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> after a few tumbles, the boy finally landed on what seemed to be a small pond
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> surprisingly, resting at the roots of the great oak
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> he slowly got up as he recovered from the tremeltuous tumble
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> There it was again!
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> The glint of gold
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> yet this time, he was not blinded
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> he slowly recovered himself and stepped into the shallow pond to get a closer look
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> He found the light embedded within the roots of the great oak
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> he was in waist deep water now
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> and could not go any further
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> the fog had started to set in and visibility was begining to fade
01[02:27] <~DP|asleep> he stuck his hand within the roots trying to grab the glint of gold
01[02:27] <~DP|asleep> Alas! He had struck something in his grasp
[02:27] <+SS|asleep> then a huge monsters appeared an started raping him in the ass
[02:27] <+SS|asleep> oh oh said the little boy
01[02:27] <~DP|asleep> Unfortunately, the poor boy was so startled by the monster, he lost his grip
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> he ran back to his mother where she said, "Small Soldier, what did I tell you about getting raped up the ass?"
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> bwahaha
[02:28] <+SS|asleep> lol
[02:28] <+SS|asleep> ahahahahaha
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> This was his guardian mother as his real parents were no longer by his side
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> Smalls aka Richard was saddened by his wasted day
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> and was aching with pain
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> "Damn that monster" he cried
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> "My ass really hurts!"
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> hahaha
[02:29] <+SS|asleep> lol
[02:29] <+SS|asleep> rorlmao
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> He knew what he had to do, so he went to the best blacksmith as said,"you there! Make me a good boot to cover my ass"
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> The blacksmith worked hard and long knowing that the boy had been penetrated by the demon monster in the great oak
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> he wanted to insure that the boy was protected the next time he met the beast, so he used a double-plated iron weld to insure that the monster could not reach him
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> ........to be continued...........
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> tomorrow
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> haha
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> later smalls
[02:31] <+SS|asleep> later
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> remember, you're the star of the show
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> so be prepared to continue tomorrow
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> rofl
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> we'll see what the room has to say about this
[02:31] <+SS|asleep> got up to get a glass of water and saw this shit
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> hahahaha
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> copy pasta ftw
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> I'll make a new thread
[02:31] <+SS|asleep> lol
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> "what you missed last night"
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> hmmm
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> maybe not
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> lol
[02:32] <+SS|asleep> tears came out my eyes from laughing so hard
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> I thought these people were lurking
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> but apparently, these fools aren't that pro
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> haha
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> they'll get a good laugh in the morning
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> =P
[02:32] <+SS|asleep> peace
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> nite man
01[02:35] <~DP|asleep> .......and so the legend of the water horse continued!
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