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My boss is outside using his cell phone. I walk between the buildings and REALLY need to take a leak. then I lay down to try to fake him out that it wasn't me. He walks over and I CLEARLY hear him (this is the weird part, both that I can hear him, and what he says) "Honey, I gotta go now, I think I have a dead man here. Oh, wait, no, his hands are moving, he just has low blood sugar"
Then I woke up and took one of the longest pisses in my recorded history. I'd been sick with a slight fever, and drank apple juice before this sleeping event.
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