You: yarr
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: i be a pirate
You: yarr
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well then you can help me
You: give me all yer booty
Stranger: i got my mother and 3 sisters pregnant
Stranger: wat do i do?
You: yarrr?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats wrong
You: let me guess
You: youre from the south
Stranger: uh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: goergia
You: not suprised
Stranger: thats offensive!
You: sorry bud...youre screwed
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i have piece of glass
Stranger: can i do home abortion ?
You: you should slit your wrists
You: its over for you man
Stranger: that would be painful
Stranger: i can probably get in there with my hoe and cut them kids out
Stranger: and save them
You: ...no watching you breed would be painful
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Some people are like slinkies...not really good for much but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs"
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