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Originally Posted by Aonarch

So I have this couch that I like to sit in.... Well anyways I was at home cramming for an exam, when I looked at the clock and I was like oh snap I'm gonna be late. So I run to my car, wait where the f#$k is my key fob... Oh shit, so I go inside and look in the normal spots. Nothing. So I finally get pissed at my couch, because I'm 95% sure that my other key fob is in that bitches belly too, and I've spent time looking for it. So I take my trusty man killing knife and slice that bitch open. Well to get to the point, I only found my original key fob and not the one that I just lost in the couch. Dammit! I'm about to go Christan Bale on this couch's ass.

Oh and I learned a lesson, the bigger your key chain the less likely it is for you evil couch to swallow your keys.

yeah? me too