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With all the boobage and booty pics you'd think this was some sex site not a BMW board :)
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XS4 wrote
With all the boobage and booty pics you'd think this was some sex site not a BMW board :)
Explanation #1:

a lot of guys buy BMWs thinking that the car will help get them laid...when they look in the mirror and realize they are old, or ugly, or whatever...they, sadly, turn to porn...

Explanation #2:

a BMW is an exciting car, with lots of power and a very well engineered design. porn excites, and most porn stars and net chicks have strategically engineered design and mods to rival many cars...


However you look at it...the avatar and signatures are all in fun...it, like a hot car, draws interest, and that keeps things exciting...

enjoy the scenery...
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Guys have a one track mind?
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nikki, i hate your sig.
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Scottz71 wrote
Explanation #1:

a lot of guys buy BMWs thinking that the car will help get them laid...when they look in the mirror and realize they are old, or ugly, or whatever...they, sadly, turn to porn...

Explanation #2:

a BMW is an exciting car, with lots of power and a very well engineered design. porn excites, and most porn stars and net chicks have strategically engineered design and mods to rival many cars...


However you look at it...the avatar and signatures are all in fun...it, like a hot car, draws interest, and that keeps things exciting...

enjoy the scenery...
:laugh:
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chicks and cars go together
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Brunotheboxer wrote
nikki, i hate your sig.
it's ok
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Nikki wrote
Guys have a one track mind?
actually 2. food being the other one.
nikki, i hate your sig.
+0.5, dont hate it, but it's not particularly nice either
With all the boobage and booty pics you'd think this was some sex site not a BMW board
people who cant draw attention otherwise
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Sara504 wrote
chicks and cars go together
only in a sense that we ride both :laugh::laugh:
just kidding
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mantis wrote
only in a sense that we ride both :laugh::laugh:
just kidding
Nice One.....Sara just got ninja'd....
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Scottz71 wrote
Nice One.....Sara just got ninja'd....
:bellyroll
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Wow this is like a lost section of this forum. PORN, I am a guy so of course as said before we have one track minds so I had to check it out.
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I'm into that hardcore German porn, as you can tell from my avatar..
Only robots in tight black leather for me.

-Nathan
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slammedbimmer wrote
i thought this was a 335 site?
:cough cough: I'd edit that before someone slams you....
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ejazbmw wrote
:cough cough: I'd edit that before someone slams you....
Too late, it's already quoted so it will never go away.

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If you'd prefer to see a man's schlong on our avatars to accommodate your sexual needs, im sure someone will comply...
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Too late, it's already quoted so it will never go away.

-Nathan
lol true
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If you'd prefer to see a man's schlong on our avatars to accommodate your sexual needs, im sure someone will comply...
:bellyroll:bellyroll:bellyroll:bellyroll:
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First off, have you noticed that the only three people who've posted with "porn avatars" as the OP called them, are Sara, Spool and myself. So I don't consider them all over the site.

And as everyone's said, guys care about cars, women, and alcohol; and how one can lead to the others.
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