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      10-12-2007, 04:11 PM   #1
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Oh LORD!

So i'm sitting here in the Tampa airport, and all the sudden, some woman comes on the overhead, and starts going "Oh Lord! Oh Lord!" like she's having an orgasm! must have been the look on her face!

This went on for about 30 seconds, and then you here static, followed by a muffled *shit* and the mic slams down! The whole terminal is sitting here looking at each other, laughing hysterically!
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      10-12-2007, 04:21 PM   #2
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lol... sounds like she was working on getting her promotion/pay raise...
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So i'm sitting here in the Tampa airport, and all the sudden, some woman comes on the overhead, and starts going "Oh Lord! Oh Lord!" like she's having an orgasm! must have been the look on her face!

This went on for about 30 seconds, and then you here static, followed by a muffled *shit* and the mic slams down! The whole terminal is sitting here looking at each other, laughing hysterically!
That would've give her a HUGE Raise~!!!
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      10-12-2007, 05:12 PM   #4
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She wanted money but got inches!!!
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      10-12-2007, 07:05 PM   #5
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She wanted money but got inches!!!

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      10-12-2007, 07:14 PM   #6
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Sounds like TIA...

Florida is a hole, but I did really like TIA. In and out fast and easy and 10 minutes from the House in Westchase... Was pretty damned handy...
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      10-12-2007, 09:38 PM   #8
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holy fuck! sara! ur back!? i havent seen u in a long ass time!
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      10-12-2007, 11:12 PM   #9
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      10-12-2007, 11:18 PM   #10
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      10-12-2007, 11:33 PM   #11
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      10-13-2007, 03:24 AM   #12
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So i'm sitting here in the Tampa airport, and all the sudden, some woman comes on the overhead, and starts going "Oh Lord! Oh Lord!" like she's having an orgasm! must have been the look on her face!

This went on for about 30 seconds, and then you here static, followed by a muffled *shit* and the mic slams down! The whole terminal is sitting here looking at each other, laughing hysterically!
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lol... sounds like she was working on getting her promotion/pay raise...
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      10-13-2007, 09:44 AM   #13
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holy fuck! sara! ur back!? i havent seen u in a long ass time!
Just been a few days I promise..We bought two horses, been busy getting ready for there delivery on Sunday (tomorrow)

wow...their*
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      10-13-2007, 05:27 PM   #14
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Sara, you follow LSU at all? Close one today...
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      10-13-2007, 07:04 PM   #15
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Sara, you follow LSU at all? Close one today...
Close? Holy crap, UK won! WTF?????

My buckeyes just moved another notch or two higher!!!
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      10-13-2007, 07:12 PM   #16
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hahaha that's hilarious!
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      10-13-2007, 07:17 PM   #17
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hahaha that's hilarious!
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That's funny but I doubt it really happened.
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      10-13-2007, 08:28 PM   #19
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Now of all the things I could do, or make up, why would I make something up as dumb as this???
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      10-14-2007, 02:44 AM   #20
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Every time I see this thread title, "in the air tonight" comes to mind..
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