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      03-20-2025, 08:50 AM   #9879
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No, it's just someone I work with. Turns out that he's 10 years older than what he has been saying for 20+ years.
OMG - this is brilliant! Tell everyone you are 10 years younger, keep it up and then just retire on 2 weeks noticing leaving everyone scratching their heads. I love it.
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      03-20-2025, 11:33 AM   #9880
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      03-20-2025, 12:05 PM   #9881
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Ben Franklin proposed something similar quite some time ago. See the book, Fart Proudly, for that essay.
I fart proudly without ever having read that book.


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      03-20-2025, 12:07 PM   #9882
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Before the Roomba, there was...:


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This brings back a memory. My dad used to put paste wax on the kitchen floor and have us kids put our socks on and slide our sock-covered feet around on the floor to buff it. It was great fun and my dad got work out of us.
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      03-20-2025, 12:09 PM   #9883
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Every man ogling pictures of totties with fake tits.


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...not every man ogles fake tits.
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      03-20-2025, 02:40 PM   #9884
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...not every man ogles fake tits.
True, probably only those who performed the pachyderm ritual as illustrated. Or did you miss the LOL ?
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      03-20-2025, 05:01 PM   #9885
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This non-medical device is used for:


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      03-20-2025, 05:06 PM   #9886
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This non-medical device is used for:


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I'm gonna spoil it for everyone else, it's for cracking the top off of boiled eggs.
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I'm gonna spoil it for everyone else, it's for cracking the top off of boiled eggs.
Just 5 minutes too late
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      03-20-2025, 05:11 PM   #9888
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Just 5 minutes too late
Yeah, I noticed just after I posted. Damn you.
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      03-20-2025, 05:43 PM   #9890
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When you've been ordered back to the office after four years working from home. Some habits will be hard to break...


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      03-20-2025, 06:18 PM   #9891
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      03-20-2025, 06:21 PM   #9892
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When you've been ordered back to the office after four years working from home. Some habits will be hard to break...

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      03-20-2025, 06:29 PM   #9893
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      03-20-2025, 07:20 PM   #9894
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