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If you know of any Chuck Norris Jokes, post them here.


Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Here's one:


Chuck Norris jokes
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thanx
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chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris
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EmmettBrown wrote
chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris
How much Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris created Red Bull by pissing in an empty can.
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l i t e r a l l y
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jh valley wrote
l i t e r a l l y
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When God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris replied "say please".
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Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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yes jh valley i got the point that it is a repost.
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OK - just one for me.

Chuck Norris wasn't born; he just got tired of wearing his mother.
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Jack Bauer > chuck norris

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Epic Beard Man > Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris can fix a HPFP
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Chuck Norris does not teabag women, he potato sack them.
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die repost die
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is this the Barrens general chat?
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