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      05-06-2020, 06:11 AM   #26357
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I still have no idea what happened in the mayo/sink-o picture.
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.....
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      05-06-2020, 06:39 AM   #26359
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I still have no idea what happened in the mayo/garbage disposal picture.
What was yesterday's date?
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      05-06-2020, 06:51 AM   #26360
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What was yesterday's date?
Since Monday was May the fourth (be with you) wouldn't that have made Tuesday May fith?
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      05-06-2020, 08:09 AM   #26361
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Since Monday was May the fourth (be with you) wouldn't that have made Tuesday May fith?
Sinko de mayyyo. (cinco de mayo)
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      05-06-2020, 08:56 AM   #26363
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Sinko de mayyyo. (cinco de mayo)
Could also add it's down the drain because of corona.
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Now I'm 99.976326% sure I know what the dad picture meant
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Now I'm 99.976326% sure I know what the dad picture meant
Ooohhh.... lot's of decimal places!! Somebody re-read the statistics thread!
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      05-06-2020, 09:46 AM   #26366
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Ooohhh.... lot's of decimal places!! Somebody re-read the statistics thread!
I have a BS in Math, I don't NEED to re-read any other threads.


Wait, were there pics I missed of Lups ????
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I have a BS in Math, I don't NEED to re-read any other threads.


Wait, were there pics I missed of Lups ????
Oh, sorry. There were pics, really good ones, but they were taken down. Sorry!

And I thought you were full of BS but now we hear you actually have BS degree...
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Sinko de mayyyo. (cinco de mayo)
lol ok, I really whiffed that one.
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Oh, sorry. There were pics, really good ones, but they were taken down. Sorry!

And I thought you were full of BS but now we hear you actually have BS degree...
I was just explaining to some of the lovely ladies in the office why my eyes sometimes look brown
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And if you step up to the PhD they are chestnut, or perhaps fawn (but fat load of good it does me, I still completely missed the mayo joke 'til I saw the spoil).
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I'm going to copy this to the Wack Off Wednesday thread.
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Yep! Summit racing use to stock a couple different styles. A place I worked years ago had one with a Hurst T-handle in the mens room.
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