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DETRoadster · 12-21-2020, 08:30 AM

Are we talking Asian restaurants with double entendre names... Nothing beats the dive-bar we used to frequent in my mid 20s.

NEfan508 · 12-21-2020, 08:57 AM

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how did we not see this before?

Did you know that Tom Selleck was supposed to be Indiana Jones? I love Tom Selleck

Carry on.

I like him too, he was a simple contractor in his 30's before making moves on screen, he's 80 now?

Useless knowledge tucked away in my memory palace, George Lucas' dog was named Indiana.

No one · 12-21-2020, 09:33 AM

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how did we not see this before?

Did you know that Tom Selleck was supposed to be Indiana Jones?

That Dale guy? With his dumb redneck look he wouldn't qualify as a professor.

He looks like he would misspell his own name.

Murf993 · 12-21-2020, 09:46 AM

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Dpc2u · 12-21-2020, 10:07 AM

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Dpc2u · 12-21-2020, 10:10 AM

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fiveohwblow · 12-21-2020, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Are we talking Asian restaurants with double entendre names... Nothing beats the dive-bar we used to frequent in my mid 20s.

Was this in the pearl district in PDX?

pennsiveguy · 12-21-2020, 01:02 PM

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Do you still count as a member of the Flat Earth Society if you fall off the edge and your dues go unpaid?

pennsiveguy · 12-21-2020, 01:04 PM

A glimpse inside the customer relations department at the USPS...

Murf993 · 12-21-2020, 01:34 PM

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DETRoadster · 12-21-2020, 02:08 PM

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Was this in the pearl district in PDX?

Sure was. Corner of 3rd and Couch (pronounced "cooch") which just adds another layer of hilarity to the story.

Their long island ice teas were deadly. Basically a pint glass of booze with a spritz of Coke for color. I only finished one once. It was my 30th birthday. I ended up passing out on my GF's front porch and woke up with a literal cat fight going on around my head. Good times.

unluky · 12-21-2020, 03:14 PM

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fiveohwblow · 12-21-2020, 03:29 PM

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Sure was. Corner of 3rd and Couch (pronounced "cooch") which just adds another layer of hilarity to the story.

Their long island ice teas were deadly. Basically a pint glass of booze with a spritz of Coke for color. I only finished one once. It was my 30th birthday. I ended up passing out on my GF's front porch and woke up with a literal cat fight going on around my head. Good times.

This I know because I too frequented the joint. Used to work off Park and always hated the idea that phonetic English didn't apply to Portlanders so they could keep it weird lol. I grew up there and the best part about it was leaving...

pennsiveguy · 12-21-2020, 03:53 PM

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And we were all feeling like the tech in our new-ish Bimmers was "all that and a bag of chips." Pffft.

DETRoadster · 12-21-2020, 05:27 PM

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This I know because I too frequented the joint. Used to work off Park and always hated the idea that phonetic English didn't apply to Portlanders so they could keep it weird lol. I grew up there and the best part about it was leaving...

No way! When? I was hanging out there from about 1999 to 2003.

Do you remember the name of the crusty old bartender there? George I think? Cant recall and it's been driving me nuts.

20 years later I still crack up laughing every time I think about one fateful night at the Hung Far Low. There were maybe 6 of us at a booth upstairs. My buddy heads off to the restroom and a few minutes later I realize I have to go too. I walk in and he's in a stall. I take the urinal. I hear him flush, followed by "uh oh." A moment later as he's walking out past he simply and flatly says "Better finish up." Before I could process what he meant I start to see the water flowing around my shoes. He'd somehow managed to simultaneously plug the shitter and bust the handle so the water was stuck on. I got out of there quick and returned to the booth and my long island. A group of girls in what I think was a bachelorette party was closest to the bathroom and saw the flood first. Followed by staff shouting in Mandarin and running in all directions. It was total pandemonium.

pennsiveguy · 12-21-2020, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

No way! When? I was hanging out there from about 1999 to 2003.

Do you remember the name of the crusty old bartender there? George I think? Cant recall and it's been driving me nuts.

20 years later I still crack up laughing every time I think about one fateful night at the Hung Far Low. There were maybe 6 of us at a booth upstairs. My buddy heads off to the restroom and a few minutes later I realize I have to go too. I walk in and he's in a stall. I take the urinal. I hear him flush, followed by "uh oh." A moment later as he's walking out past he simply and flatly says "Better finish up." Before I could process what he meant I start to see the water flowing around my shoes. He'd somehow managed to simultaneously plug the shitter and bust the handle so the water was stuck on. I got out of there quick and returned to the booth and my long island. A group of girls in what I think was a bachelorette party was closest to the bathroom and saw the flood first. Followed by staff shouting in Mandarin and running in all directions. It was total pandemonium.

A classic case of the dreaded Sum Long Poo phenomenon.

fiveohwblow · 12-21-2020, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

No way! When? I was hanging out there from about 1999 to 2003.

Do you remember the name of the crusty old bartender there? George I think? Cant recall and it's been driving me nuts.

20 years later I still crack up laughing every time I think about one fateful night at the Hung Far Low. There were maybe 6 of us at a booth upstairs. My buddy heads off to the restroom and a few minutes later I realize I have to go too. I walk in and he's in a stall. I take the urinal. I hear him flush, followed by "uh oh." A moment later as he's walking out past he simply and flatly says "Better finish up." Before I could process what he meant I start to see the water flowing around my shoes. He'd somehow managed to simultaneously plug the shitter and bust the handle so the water was stuck on. I got out of there quick and returned to the booth and my long island. A group of girls in what I think was a bachelorette party was closest to the bathroom and saw the flood first. Followed by staff shouting in Mandarin and running in all directions. It was total pandemonium.

Hahahahah! Excellent story and worthy of the HFL dynasty

I don’t think I was frequenting until the end of your stint but for the life of me I cannot remember the bar tenders name although admittedly I didn’t go a lot. Just maybe once a month or every 6 weeks.

Machinebuilder · 12-22-2020, 08:19 AM

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cmyx6go · 12-22-2020, 08:58 AM

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flybigjet · 12-22-2020, 10:19 AM

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Stolen from a friends FB page. I want this cup.

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cmyx6go · 12-22-2020, 10:26 AM

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Have at it!

Thank you!

vreihen16 · 12-22-2020, 11:46 AM

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