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      05-31-2016, 12:07 PM   #29767
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      05-31-2016, 12:19 PM   #29768
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You know Verbiage likes him a Big Wheel.



Nothing like getting your African American child a big wheel with General Lee branding and showcasing the stars and bars. Seriously, there is a lot wrong with this pic...
I just fucking lost it! This is great!
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Bruh dey wuz 18's doe. Dem purpa wuns. I ain't tryna look like a donk.
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      05-31-2016, 12:43 PM   #29769
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Hey - anyone else think it's a good idea to purchase custom race headers for the S65...?
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      05-31-2016, 12:46 PM   #29770
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Hey - anyone else think it's a good idea to purchase custom race headers for the S65...?
Depends if you want your ears to bleed or not.
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      05-31-2016, 12:47 PM   #29771
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Hey - anyone else think it's a good idea to purchase custom race headers for the S65...?
Nope, headers don't make power on S65s.
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      05-31-2016, 12:55 PM   #29772
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You guys ever notice that when you step out of the car and look down at the kick plate on the door sill, it says EW///?
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      05-31-2016, 12:58 PM   #29773
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Hey - anyone else think it's a good idea to purchase custom race headers for the S65...?
Nope, headers don't make power on S65s.
Ummmm....are you sure..?
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      05-31-2016, 12:59 PM   #29774
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Hey - anyone else think it's a good idea to purchase custom race headers for the S65...?
Depends if you want your ears to bleed or not.
....bleed to the sound of the S65
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      05-31-2016, 01:17 PM   #29775
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I just fucking lost it! This is great!

Tall or fat, big rimz is big rimz.
For what it is worth, Verbiage apparently never outgrew it...



(Googling "black kid on a big wheel" just gave enough good results to last a while...)

Then married his love of big wheels with his love of stance


wtf does this exist?
#lowroller #stancelyfe #trykesanddykes
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      05-31-2016, 01:26 PM   #29776
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For what it is worth, Verbiage apparently never outgrew it...



(Googling "black kid on a big wheel" just gave enough good results to last a while...)

Then married his love of big wheels with his love of stance


wtf does this exist?
#lowroller #stancelyfe #trykesanddykes
Why I oughta.....
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      05-31-2016, 01:37 PM   #29777
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      05-31-2016, 01:40 PM   #29778
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Why I oughta.....
Don't worry - apparently, all of BP is in on the act...
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      05-31-2016, 01:43 PM   #29779
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Don't worry - apparently, all of BP is in on the act...
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M3 Number 86, whom I cannot tag...
I am actually in the fourth pic! I lost some weight for this shoot, I cut out the nachos for a week. And don't hate my bitch magnet! I'm expecting to get laid for the first time very soon!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      05-31-2016, 01:44 PM   #29780
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I am actually in the fourth pic! I lost some weight for this shoot, I cut out the nachos for a week.
Oh darn. I though you were the first pic and just did an especially good job tucking in your penis for the picture.
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      05-31-2016, 01:49 PM   #29781
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Oh darn. I though you were the first pic and just did an especially good job tucking in your penis for the picture.
Yeah, I get that a lot. Women always ask me how I manage to hide my penis so well.

It's the hair man! Don't mow that lawn and soon the belly flaps take care of it.
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      05-31-2016, 02:20 PM   #29782
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jtodd_fl i'm submitting an official protest.


Nice try though.
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      05-31-2016, 02:22 PM   #29783
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Yeah, I get that a lot. Women always ask me how I manage to hide my penis so well.

It's the hair man! Don't mow that lawn and soon the belly flaps take care of it.
Why? Just.... why?
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      05-31-2016, 02:23 PM   #29784
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jtodd_fl i'm submitting an official protest.


Nice try though.
Me too, how on earth would he mix up your lame ride with my bitching man wheels?

It's like he doesn't know us at all! The fucker.
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      05-31-2016, 02:23 PM   #29785
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Why I oughta.....
Don't worry - apparently, all of BP is in on the act...
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You've got seriously way too much time on your hands...
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Why? Just.... why?
I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!
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      05-31-2016, 02:31 PM   #29787
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I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!
Yes, now i keep seeing a very fat, hairy man with belly flaps hanging over hi penis which is thankfully obscured by a huge man bush.

Thanks a lot.
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I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!
Yes, now i keep seeing a very fat, hairy man with belly flaps hanging over hi penis which is thankfully obscured by a huge man bush.

Thanks a lot.
Oh like we haven't been traumatized with spandex cuz of you...
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