Yo Mamma

turb0 · 02-10-2009, 03:46 PM

yo mama so fat when she sees a bus full of white kids she says stop the twinkie!

yo mama teeth so yellow every time she smiles the cars slow down

pmeloche · 02-10-2009, 11:57 PM

Yo mama is so fat that when she disappeared they put her face on a milk truck.

danniexi · 02-11-2009, 12:05 PM

Yo mama so fat when she wore red everybody started singing:

"Kooooollaiiiiid! Kooooolaiiddd!!"

Tondtar · 02-11-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by danniexi

Yo mama so fat when she wore red everybody started singing:

"Kooooollaiiiiid! Kooooolaiiddd!!"

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Asiann · 03-02-2009, 01:16 AM

Yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test.

BillLee · 03-02-2009, 12:56 PM

yo momma so fat that she was in the guiness book of world record for being the world's fattest person in the world

BillLee · 03-02-2009, 12:57 PM

yo momma so ugly when she entered a ugly contest the judges said "sorry no professionals"

AllydNYC · 03-20-2009, 04:07 AM

This is the thread, yo mama. (however he said it)

BMW F22 · 03-20-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AllydNYC

This is the thread, yo mama. (however he said it)

Is that show still on?

Kensta335 · 03-20-2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW E90

Is that show still on?

Doubt it.

Scimitar335i · 03-21-2009, 02:27 AM

Yo momma so hairy bigfoot be taking pictures of her.

MJC///M3 · 03-23-2009, 11:55 AM

yo mamma is so ugly when she was a child her momma used to feed her with a slingshot.

elite · 03-30-2009, 11:44 AM

yo mamma is so fat her fave food is seconds.

dreamk · 03-30-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

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Bulldog 6 · 04-02-2009, 03:33 PM

Yo Mama is do dumb when she walked by the YMCA she said look they misspelled Macy's.

jesdan14 · 04-02-2009, 06:56 PM

Yo Momma So poor, she on the street corner singing HO, HO,HO 3 cents a blow just to get you a Christmas gift.

xantdieselx · 04-03-2009, 04:24 PM

Your mom's so dumb, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

flem · 04-21-2009, 06:24 PM

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Kensta335 · 05-13-2009, 11:02 AM

yo mom's so old that when she grew up the saying was "yeah...when birds fly!"

damiem3 · 05-19-2009, 09:00 PM

yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Sizzler, they give her a group discount.

MrAdams · 05-20-2009, 03:02 PM

Yo momma so poor, I saw her with one shoe on and asked her " you lose a shoe?" she said "No I just found one!"

ontopofm · 05-20-2009, 04:33 PM

how about making fun of gf rather than mama? No respect for mama?
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02-10-2009, 03:46 PM	#23
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02-10-2009, 11:57 PM	#24
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02-11-2009, 12:05 PM	#25
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03-02-2009, 12:56 PM	#28
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03-20-2009, 04:07 AM	#30
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03-21-2009, 02:27 AM	#33
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03-23-2009, 11:55 AM	#34
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03-30-2009, 11:44 AM	#35
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04-02-2009, 06:56 PM	#38
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04-03-2009, 04:24 PM	#39
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04-21-2009, 06:24 PM	#40
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05-13-2009, 11:02 AM	#41
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05-19-2009, 09:00 PM	#42
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05-20-2009, 03:02 PM	#43
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05-20-2009, 04:33 PM	#44
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