Parking Lot Morons

Mech Spec · 01-31-2025, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Whomever designed this... Unless of course you have motorcycles. Then perfect.

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Esteban · 02-01-2025, 02:04 AM

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vreihen16 · 02-06-2025, 10:07 AM

https://news.yahoo.com/news/woodland...231437550.html

ezaircon4jc · 02-06-2025, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

https://news.yahoo.com/news/woodland...231437550.html

That's some serious parking skills!!

vreihen16 · 02-07-2025, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ezaircon4jc

That's some serious parking skills!!

SERIOUS parking skills:

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Esteban · 02-11-2025, 12:15 PM

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Mech Spec · 02-11-2025, 01:24 PM

Original content!

Apparently the poor decision making skills that lead one to buying a 2 series gran coupe also mean poor parking.

Lady Jane · 02-13-2025, 06:26 PM

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RickFLM4 · 02-14-2025, 09:33 AM

Took dog to the vet, which is next to a supermarket. Came out 15 minutes later to this (fortunately not touching the car). Guessing it was an unhinged Gator or Seminole fan.

Esteban · 02-14-2025, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

Took dog to the vet, which is next to a supermarket. Came out 15 minutes later to this (fortunately not touching the car). Guessing it was an unhinged Gator or Seminole fan.

Why don't people just put shopping carts in their designated places?

I always put them back where they go. People are too lazy to walk a few feet.

RickFLM4 · 02-14-2025, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Why don't people just put shopping carts in their designated places?

I always put them back where they go. People are too lazy to walk a few feet.

So do I. In this case it looks like it was left in a place intentionally to get my attention. That’s why I figured it was a rival football fan when they saw my license tag, especially given how many of them are inbreds.

Esteban · 02-14-2025, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

So do I. In this case it looks like it was left in a place intentionally to get my attention. That’s why I figured it was a rival football fan when they saw my license tag, especially given how many of them are inbreds.

You're probably right. At least they didn't go to that next level and damage your car.

Esteban · 02-14-2025, 12:39 PM

^^ BTW, nice car, Rick.

Lady Jane · 02-15-2025, 07:44 AM

Well, he is between the lines... A+ for effort.

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tom2021 · 02-16-2025, 08:13 AM

Is it an accordion limo?

JerseyM3 · 02-16-2025, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Gfit

Figured this would be fun. Almost a day doesn’t go by without something happening. For reference, I never take 2 spots or park over the lines. That’s just asking for trouble. I tuck myself into a corner and if the person next to me parka correctly it still leave at least 4 feet between the cars. Wishful thinking.

Attaching 2 pics. The one with the silver Mazda was yesterday. I was so annoyed I didn’t get the angle right but you can see my red M3 just a foot away and the Mazda splitting the line. Hundreds of empty spaces around.

The other is from my last car, a stelvio quad. Parked all the way in the back of the lot by myself only to return to find my car literally surrounded. These people had to pass a hundred empty spots to park right next to me.

I’m sure there are plenty of stories out there…

Ha! New York plates.. go figure. I grew up in NYC so I can relate. I park as far away as I can. My goal is to park in an area most would find too hard for them to want to walk. But yeah I'd be pissed too.

JerseyM3 · 02-16-2025, 08:52 AM

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Lady Jane · 02-18-2025, 05:59 AM

Chinese checkers.

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Maynard · 02-18-2025, 09:01 AM

I was thinking 'this is what happens when you park like that in the land of karma'.

Lady Jane · 02-21-2025, 05:05 AM

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Esteban · 02-21-2025, 04:20 PM

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Pauly Wauly · 02-21-2025, 07:07 PM

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I can't believe these people exist.

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