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      12-22-2024, 12:08 PM   #5479
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^Truth^

Although every one I ever read started out exactly the same:
"You're not going to believe this, and I never thought it would happen to me, but...."
***I'm still waiting for anything like this to happen to me!

I would feel terribly sad if some dude in a BMW 230i Coupe, or worse a Pontiac Aztec with a fake M8 Competition tag on the back, and a Pontiac Trans Am bird on the hood, and perhaps even a license plate frame that says "FBI - Female Body Inspector" ends up convincing not one but TWO hot Victoria Secret models to go for a ride, long walks on the beach, perhaps even a nice Surf and Turf dinner special from Dollar General and THEN writes into Penthouse Forums or its modern equivalent about his adventure!
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      12-22-2024, 12:26 PM   #5480
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Ok, totally puzzled why this person would contradict themselves…
Does leaving the 330i badge there soften the M3 sacrilege blow?
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      12-22-2024, 05:36 PM   #5481
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Another Miami special. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight knowing this exists.
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      12-22-2024, 05:46 PM   #5482
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Another Miami special. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight knowing this exists.
****Wow. Somebody spent a LOT of money making that car look like an 2023 M5, and also a bit like my favorite Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream from Baskin Robbins...

Admittedly, I am a big fan of both the M5 and that ice cream flavor. Seems a bit extreme to paint my car that color but different strokes for different folks and all that...

Now, I want ice cream! Dammit! It's gonna go straight to my ass even though tomorrow is leg day at the gym!

(Never, ever skip leg day.)
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      12-23-2024, 06:47 AM   #5483
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Does leaving the 330i badge there soften the M3 sacrilege blow?
the Force of the M is strong. They know they shouldn’t, but do it anyway.😝
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      12-23-2024, 07:02 AM   #5484
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I used to own a 2005 Mustang GT, and the car had no badges or lettering anywhere that said “Mustang”; however, the base Mustang 6 cylinder had an option for a lower body stripe with the word “Mustang” in large letters. I always wondered if they thought the folks buying the base model were not really car guys/girls and had to remind their friends what car they bought.
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      12-23-2024, 02:08 PM   #5485
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      12-26-2024, 05:36 PM   #5486
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This thread delivers, we everything from six cylinder X5s with ///M badges to kids putting ///M SUV badges on their six cylinder 6 series. But nobody and I mean nobody can one up this 325, i present, the COOP DOGG!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCmjp...QzN2xtc3ZhN3Fp
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      12-27-2024, 01:03 AM   #5487
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      12-27-2024, 10:45 AM   #5488
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This thread delivers, we everything from six cylinder X5s with ///M badges to kids putting ///M SUV badges on their six cylinder 6 series. But nobody and I mean nobody can one up this 325, i present, the COOP DOGG!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCmjp...QzN2xtc3ZhN3Fp
WOW!

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      12-27-2024, 11:12 AM   #5489
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When I owned a BMW 323ci all those years ago, I wouldn't have ever thought to placed a ///M badge on it. But the posers these days don't care, and will continue to do so until someone calls them out. Which these days can lead up to someone getting killed. So why even bother, we ///M car owners know the difference. Just keep posting...
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      12-27-2024, 04:47 PM   #5490
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This thread delivers, we everything from six cylinder X5s with ///M badges to kids putting ///M SUV badges on their six cylinder 6 series. But nobody and I mean nobody can one up this 325, i present, the COOP DOGG!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCmjp...QzN2xtc3ZhN3Fp
Nooooo wayyyyy
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      12-27-2024, 06:49 PM   #5491
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When I owned a BMW 323ci all those years ago, I wouldn't have ever thought to placed a ///M badge on it. But the posers these days don't care, and will continue to do so until someone calls them out. Which these days can lead up to someone getting killed. So why even bother, we ///M car owners know the difference. Just keep posting...
Today, they all think they’re “Influencers”. These are the kids that always received participation trophies.
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      12-27-2024, 11:24 PM   #5492
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This thread delivers, we everything from six cylinder X5s with ///M badges to kids putting ///M SUV badges on their six cylinder 6 series. But nobody and I mean nobody can one up this 325, i present, the COOP DOGG!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCmjp...QzN2xtc3ZhN3Fp
Hands down you win!!🥇 🤣
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      12-28-2024, 05:53 AM   #5493
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This thread delivers, we everything from six cylinder X5s with ///M badges to kids putting ///M SUV badges on their six cylinder 6 series. But nobody and I mean nobody can one up this 325, i present, the COOP DOGG!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCmjp...QzN2xtc3ZhN3Fp
disgusting what was he thinking?
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      12-29-2024, 09:59 AM   #5494
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This thread delivers, we everything from six cylinder X5s with ///M badges to kids putting ///M SUV badges on their six cylinder 6 series. But nobody and I mean nobody can one up this 325, i present, the COOP DOGG!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCmjp...QzN2xtc3ZhN3Fp
This post demands a response, but I really don't know what to say. It's so over-the-top that I sort of respect it in a weird and disturbing way.
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      12-30-2024, 10:39 PM   #5495
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Felt literal pain spotting this.
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      12-31-2024, 10:47 AM   #5496
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Felt literal pain spotting this.
What the.... looks like the 7 was replaced with a 1..?
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      12-31-2024, 09:08 PM   #5497
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Fake plates + fake badge = *chefs kiss*
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      01-01-2025, 12:26 PM   #5498
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to impress people that couldn’t gaf
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I think I found the car that really screams for Sepia Brown.
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      01-05-2025, 09:37 PM   #5500
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whats painful is

1> How you took the picture
2> You couldnt work out how to rotate it before uploading
3> Even my 5 year old knows how to do that

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