[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

As a general rule, I would agree. But don't slam the door (right?)
My SIL married a man 20+ years her elder. She was in that 19-22 range. They've been married for nigh on 30+ years . . .

I mean…..I don't slam doors. My mother raised me well.

[2one3E90]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I mean…..I don't slam doors. My mother raised me well.

Its for those ghetto people that slam crap.

[Darth One]

What's the deal with that whole page of bolded posts??

[upstatedoc]

You think too much. Just roll with it.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

You think too much. Just roll with it.

I confess I've been accused of overthinking everything, by multiple people.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

You think too much. Just roll with it.

But what if it's a conspiracy??

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Darth One

But what if it's a conspiracy??

Wait, do I need special glasses or something to see the bold????

[King Rudi]

I confess, the girlfriend is out of town for a few days. No sex was had last night, but I got more than 4 hours of sleep and feel amazing today. I'm so conflicted right now.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, do I need special glasses or something to see the bold????

Yes....special glasses = cell phone + BP app.

.....or you can just use the ones on your head.

[Sedan_Clan]

I confess that I think I want to do another show. I haven't done one in years.

[upstatedoc]

Full Monty?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Darth One

But what if it's a conspiracy??

Just grab your tinfoil hat you'll be fine

[2one3E90]

Originally Posted by Darth One

But what if it's a conspiracy??

LOL the moon landing. The president used those squiggly line phones to call the astronauts but I cant even get signal in my parking garage on my Iphone.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Full Monty?

Lol! Naw. Body building.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

My mother raised me well.

She may have but she has no idea what you are up to. I need to talk to her, especially regarding your marinara recipe. he he he...

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

She may have but she has no idea what you are up to. I need to talk to her, especially regarding your marinara recipe. he he he...

That's our lil secret L.J.

[JP10]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I confess, the girlfriend is out of town for a few days. No sex was had last night, but I got more than 4 hours of sleep and feel amazing today. I'm so conflicted right now.




Yes....special glasses = cell phone + BP app.

.....or you can just use the ones on your head.

I've passed up sex for sleep - if we ever divorce I'll regret that because she is a stunner, but I need my 6-7hrs man haha

[fiveohwblow]

What is this sex you speak of? I confess I forgot how to sex.

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I confess that I think I want to do another show. I haven't done one in years.

Is there a show where you can display your plant growing abilities while polishing your green beauties in a sanctily clad bottom while holding one of your clean decorative towels over your arm and flexing your neatly manicured body?

If so, I might just fly to watch

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Is there a show where you can display your plant growing abilities while polishing your green beauties in a sanctily clad bottom while holding one of your clean decorative towels over your arm and sporting your neatly manicured body?

If so, I might just fly to watch

I LOL'd so loud right now. I'll send you a ticket……front row for you babe.


….but until then, this is for you. Lol! Tending to one of my green beauties with a scantily clad bottom draped over my neatly manicured forearm in place of a decorative towel.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Is there a show where you can display your plant growing abilities while polishing your green beauties in a sanctily clad bottom while holding one of your clean decorative towels over your arm and flexing your neatly manicured body?

If so, I might just fly to watch

Go Rebekah! Too funny. This might just be the best post ever.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Go Rebekah! Too funny. This might just be the best post ever.

You two can carpool in your new X5M/X6M. Woot woot!!!!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You two can carpool in your new X5M/X6M. Woot woot!!!!

I love me a road trip but damn, I’d fly first class for that show! I may be old, but I’m not dead.

You crack me up.