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Jessica Simpson 22 20.56%
Jessica Alba 80 74.77%
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      07-20-2006, 02:47 PM   #45
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      07-20-2006, 02:56 PM   #46
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i dunno man i'd take both home... at the same time.
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      07-20-2006, 02:56 PM   #47
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Originally Posted by flush01
80% for alba ? wtf is going on seriously
Agree.

From the neck down nobody beats Jessica Simpson.

You guys have to look at whole package.

Personally I prefer brunettes over blondes, but Jessica Simpson looks like goddess .

Maybe the question should be which one would you rather have sex with?

Plus, who cares if they have an attitude. Chances we are never gonna meet them.
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They are both hot...enough said...
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I'm sure there may be cuter faces but we are just talking about celebs. Maybe you haven't seen her better pics? It's not just about the face, its the whole package.
Your Jessica Burciaga(WHO?) looks hotter, more an XXX rated Brasil chick

Whole package celeb? Brooke Burke.


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Have you guys seen Jessica Simpson's new video with Eva Longoria, Maria Menounos, Christina Milian, Christina Applegate... and Andy Dick?

I voted for Alba though.
Eva Longoria is a beauty but I vote for Maria Menopausos, those big dark eyes:rocks:
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      07-20-2006, 03:03 PM   #50
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[QUOTE=Robin Hood]Your Jessica Burciaga(WHO?) looks hotter, more an XXX rated Brasil chick

Whole package celeb? Brooke Burke.

I think Brooke is hot too but the other Jessica is a car model and I just threw that in for shits and giggles. I just get over Simpsons blonde girl act even if it is intentional. Maybe thats why Nick got rid of her.
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Eva Longoria is a beauty but I vote for Maria Menopausos, those big dark eyes:rocks:
Can't argue with you there
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Jessica Simpson looks like a dog compare to Alba
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Jessica Simpson looks like a dog compare to Alba
I thought Alba was the bitch?
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Jessica Simpson is the spokesmodel for Pro Active and Tuna fish
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you guys who say alba is average looking must have very high standards!

i think she looks good but trashy in her playboy shoot (those are the ones i attached with blonde hair and lots of makeup). she looks better without makeup.
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Whole package celeb? Brooke Burke.
brooke, but 10 years ago
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Jessica Simpson looks like a dog compare to Alba
still looking like a dog?

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still looking like a dog?


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still looking like a dog?


more like a moist hot dog
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you guys who say alba is average looking must have very high standards!

i think she looks good but trashy in her playboy shoot (those are the ones i attached with blonde hair and lots of makeup). she looks better without makeup.
Great pics! She was really mad at Hef for not putting the real pics in Playboy. I was mad too!
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more like a moist hot dog
i'd eat it that dog in an instant!
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i'd eat it that dog in an instant!

I am sure you will, people eat Junk food all the time
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I like Jessica Simpson - and she's from Plano, so she's Texan, thats a plus.

But I think she's got fake :tweez: and I dont' think she's as beautiful w/o makeup.

Besides, Jessica Alba is like sensory overload. Wait a sec, even Jessica Alba is from Del Rio, so technically she's Texan too.
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eww just saw those pics of Jessica. She looks best natural, she shouldn't do the blonde thing.

Nikki: I have VERY high standards in women, and I think Jessica is , for what its worth.
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Nikki: I have VERY high standards in women, and I think Jessica is , for what its worth.
haha, it must not be that high if you're talking about Jessica Simpson..unless you got a little thing for Joe Simpson since she looks just like him...
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