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M5Rick · 12-21-2021, 06:23 PM

Good night

Randy22 · 12-22-2021, 12:31 AM

I love this:

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." - Alexander Graham Bell

I spent a lot of time looking through closed doors...

Esteban · 12-22-2021, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Onesie

Little man? Flail?

Lol you're unhinged. Whatever have I done to you big guy?

Add me to your ignore list if I bother you.

Maybe I will. You can do the same if you like.

And you're the one unhinged, reporting people and threads you don't like left and right.

Esteban · 12-22-2021, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Onesie

I'm fine. You don't bother me.

Your stalking and constant bickering do. So I suggest you ignore me because people that know me here understand my jokes. You don't. So just set it to ignore and be happier.

The name calling is completely uncalled for. I never even debated you.

Merry Christmas.

Like I said before, there's no stalking. If you want to pretend there is, go ahead.

I don't understand your jokes because you are not funny. Only you think you are.

I'll tell you what, how about you go your way and I'll go mine. Sound okay?

Dino GT · 12-22-2021, 07:54 AM

"If you take Yourself to Seriously, Then Ironically You become A joke"

vanguard8 · 12-23-2021, 05:38 AM

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others".

Groucho Marx

Dino GT · 12-24-2021, 07:27 AM

I support anyone`s right to be who they want to be.
My question is: "To what extent do I have to participate in you self-image?"

Dino GT · 12-29-2021, 08:20 PM

"Understand people by their actions and you`ll never be fooled by their words"

Buug959 · 12-30-2021, 04:08 AM

"Remember fellas, great things happen when you cut corners."
Derek, ViseGrip Garage

nazali · 12-30-2021, 07:43 AM

"Free advice is seldom cheap."

wdb · 12-30-2021, 04:58 PM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

-- Lee Ray Oliver (possibly)

3.0L · 12-30-2021, 07:10 PM

I have to go shake hands with the unemployed.

Esteban · 12-31-2021, 11:05 AM

“Where once was a vertebrae is now a tangle, from constant kissing at an awkward angle.”

― James Cagney

Buug959 · 12-31-2021, 04:19 PM

"Retirement is not in my vocabulary, they aren't going to get rid of me that way."

Betty White

Buug959 · 12-31-2021, 04:57 PM

And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself?

Unknown.

upstatedoc · 12-31-2021, 05:18 PM

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

3.0L · 12-31-2021, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

Dino GT · 12-31-2021, 07:39 PM

I always hear "Tax the rich" Never do I hear "Help the poor" It`s easier To be Envious Than to be Generous. "It`s easier To take Than to Give"

floridaorange · 01-01-2022, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

3.0L · 01-01-2022, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by floridaorange

"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

"Get hosed!"

- high school chum

upstatedoc · 01-01-2022, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by floridaorange

"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

"Get hosed!"

- high school chum

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

vreihen16 · 01-01-2022, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Twice as far with a chocolate bar!!!!!

12-21-2021, 06:23 PM	#793
M5Rick General 79708 Rep 24,810 Posts Drives: M5 F10 DCT Gunmetal Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: GB iTrader: (0)	Good night
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12-22-2021, 12:31 AM	#794
Randy22 New Member 71 Rep 23 Posts Drives: BMW 230i coupe Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I love this: "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." - Alexander Graham Bell I spent a lot of time looking through closed doors...
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12-22-2021, 07:54 AM	#797
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"If you take Yourself to Seriously, Then Ironically You become A joke"
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12-23-2021, 05:38 AM	#798
vanguard8 Banned 232 Rep 14 Posts Drives: 1969 2002 Join Date: Oct 2021 Location: The sticks iTrader: (0)	"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others". Groucho Marx
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12-24-2021, 07:27 AM	#799
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	I support anyone`s right to be who they want to be. My question is: "To what extent do I have to participate in you self-image?"
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12-29-2021, 08:20 PM	#800
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Understand people by their actions and you`ll never be fooled by their words"
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12-30-2021, 04:08 AM	#801
Buug959 Captain 27267 Rep 892 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	"Remember fellas, great things happen when you cut corners." Derek, ViseGrip Garage __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before! Last edited by Buug959; 12-30-2021 at 08:15 AM..
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12-30-2021, 07:43 AM	#802
nazali Major 1515 Rep 1,254 Posts Drives: 230 2020 vert F23 Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Total Wack Job iTrader: (0)	"Free advice is seldom cheap."
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12-30-2021, 04:58 PM	#803
wdb dances with roads 5375 Rep 4,171 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -- Lee Ray Oliver (possibly)
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12-30-2021, 07:10 PM	#804
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Dude heading for the men's room I have to go shake hands with the unemployed. __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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12-31-2021, 11:05 AM	#805
Esteban Major General 68073 Rep 7,244 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	“Where once was a vertebrae is now a tangle, from constant kissing at an awkward angle.” ― James Cagney
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12-31-2021, 04:19 PM	#806
Buug959 Captain 27267 Rep 892 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	"Retirement is not in my vocabulary, they aren't going to get rid of me that way." Betty White __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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12-31-2021, 04:57 PM	#807
Buug959 Captain 27267 Rep 892 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself? Unknown. __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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12-31-2021, 05:18 PM	#808
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7528 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	"Get a job!"- my dad I may have posted this already. I blame the rum __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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12-31-2021, 07:39 PM	#810
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	I always hear "Tax the rich" Never do I hear "Help the poor" It`s easier To be Envious Than to be Generous. "It`s easier To take Than to Give"
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