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      09-14-2008, 09:07 PM   #67
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I find watching girls pulling my pubes out of their mouth amusing...
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      09-14-2008, 09:11 PM   #68
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I find watching girls pulling my pubes out of their mouth amusing...
um....ew
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      09-14-2008, 09:54 PM   #69
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you know you like it!
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      09-14-2008, 10:02 PM   #70
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you know you like it!
Not really...the next guy I do anything with..gotta be fresh and clean shaved/trimmed something of the sort
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      09-14-2008, 10:10 PM   #71
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Not really...the next guy I do anything with..gotta be fresh and clean shaved/trimmed something of the sort
What happened to Parker?

I dono, I like it when girls have their spot trimmed, too much hair is kind of messy but bald is just......... well you know what I mean..
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      09-14-2008, 11:12 PM   #72
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How do your nuts get too be so hairy, this is a problem I hardly encounter. Is something wrong with me?


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      09-15-2008, 12:31 AM   #73
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How do your nuts get too be so hairy, this is a problem I hardly encounter. Is something wrong with me?


the more you shave, the more they grow! its a never ending process!
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      09-15-2008, 12:45 AM   #74
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Not really...the next guy I do anything with..gotta be fresh and clean shaved/trimmed something of the sort
u like to eat nuts?
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      09-15-2008, 01:21 AM   #75
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the more you shave, the more they grow! its a never ending process!
Wive's tale.
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      09-15-2008, 08:00 AM   #76
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What happened to Parker?
He's an ex
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      09-15-2008, 08:26 AM   #77
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      09-15-2008, 08:30 AM   #78
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      09-15-2008, 08:51 AM   #79
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      09-15-2008, 08:57 AM   #80
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I knew I shouldn't have browsed this thread .................
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      09-15-2008, 09:55 AM   #82
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      09-15-2008, 09:56 AM   #83
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Man, ya blew it.



If that guy "blew" it, you'd be in trouble
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      09-15-2008, 12:00 PM   #84
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your sick LMAO
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      09-15-2008, 02:46 PM   #85
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dats nasty mang
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I learned more about spool than I ever wanted to.
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      10-17-2008, 09:45 PM   #87
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this thread deserves a bump

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BUMP TO EPIC THREAD !!!! i looool'd like 100 times by going through those 3 pages
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