Favorite Quotes

3.0L · 01-30-2022, 12:17 PM

"Due to the quarantine, I'll only be doing inside jokes."

flybigjet · 01-30-2022, 12:19 PM

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Dino GT · 01-31-2022, 09:28 AM

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lauriim · 01-31-2022, 10:40 AM

The best is yet to come.

3.0L · 02-01-2022, 06:35 PM

"He drank 32 pints of beer without taking a piss!"

- High Road to China (I think)

wdb · 02-02-2022, 12:52 PM

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

-- Pennsylvania Dutch truism

KRS_SN · 02-02-2022, 06:49 PM

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hubbahubba · 02-02-2022, 07:18 PM

Wife: "Where you going?"
Me: "Going to make a cocktail. And by that I mean pour from the bottle over a big cube."

I chuckled as I walked to the kitchen.

3.0L · 02-02-2022, 07:29 PM

Ring, ring, ring:

"Hello. We have 2-by's, 4-by's and them big motherf**kers that bend in the middle and go psssst, psssst, psssst!"

- Motor Pool, Babenhausen, Germany, 1968

upstatedoc · 02-03-2022, 06:27 AM

" It's going to be cold tonight. Better bring in the brass monkeys!"

-my dad

Dino GT · 02-03-2022, 07:21 AM

"Truth does not mind being questioned: It is lies that do not like to be challenged"

Chappers 71 · 02-03-2022, 02:20 PM

When referring to an ex girlfriend
'Never go back to a lit firework'

3.0L · 02-04-2022, 09:46 AM

"Scotty, don't beam me up. I'm taking shit."

vreihen16 · 02-04-2022, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Scotty, don't beam me up. I'm taking shit."

Captain's Log.....

Tambohamilton · 02-04-2022, 07:53 PM

"don't get old"
-my dad

Dino GT · 02-05-2022, 07:12 AM

"Forgiveness is setting a prisoner free and then discovering the prisoner was you"

3.0L · 02-10-2022, 05:58 PM

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

- Robert Duval (Lt. Colonel Kilgore), Apocalypse Now

3.0L · 02-12-2022, 07:58 PM

Open until Closed.

Closed until Open.

mdf · 02-13-2022, 04:00 AM

"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."

Attributed to Hugh Downs

garyfried · 02-13-2022, 09:03 AM

Don't let the old man in - Clint Eastwood

Lady Jane · 02-13-2022, 04:46 PM

Thanks to a dear friend.

floridaorange · 02-13-2022, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdf

"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."

Attributed to Hugh Downs

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdf

"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."

Attributed to Hugh Downs

01-30-2022, 12:17 PM	#925
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"Due to the quarantine, I'll only be doing inside jokes." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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01-30-2022, 12:19 PM	#926
flybigjet Remove Before Flight 8751 Rep 1,745 Posts Drives: M2C & a Boeing light twin Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: Littleton (Denver), CO iTrader: (1)	. Attached Images __________________ BMW F87 M2C, Acura RDX Advanced, Porsche 981 Boxster S, Honda Element EX // BMW R1200GS & H-D VRSCF.
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01-31-2022, 09:28 AM	#927
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	. Attached Images
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01-31-2022, 10:40 AM	#928
lauriim New Member 51 Rep 5 Posts Drives: bmw f11 Join Date: Jan 2022 Location: norway iTrader: (0)	The best is yet to come.
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02-01-2022, 06:35 PM	#929
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"He drank 32 pints of beer without taking a piss!" - High Road to China (I think) __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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02-02-2022, 12:52 PM	#930
wdb dances with roads 5375 Rep 4,171 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. -- Pennsylvania Dutch truism
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02-02-2022, 06:49 PM	#931
KRS_SN Major General 15701 Rep 5,779 Posts Drives: IX,G07 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 X7 [10.00] X5 [9.25] IX [8.67]	H Attached Images
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02-02-2022, 07:18 PM	#932
hubbahubba Captain 13246 Rep 884 Posts Drives: M3CX Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Az iTrader: (0)	Wife: "Where you going?" Me: "Going to make a cocktail. And by that I mean pour from the bottle over a big cube." I chuckled as I walked to the kitchen.
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02-02-2022, 07:29 PM	#933
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Ring, ring, ring: "Hello. We have 2-by's, 4-by's and them big motherf**kers that bend in the middle and go psssst, psssst, psssst!" - Motor Pool, Babenhausen, Germany, 1968 __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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02-03-2022, 06:27 AM	#934
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7528 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	" It's going to be cold tonight. Better bring in the brass monkeys!" -my dad __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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02-03-2022, 07:21 AM	#935
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Truth does not mind being questioned: It is lies that do not like to be challenged"
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02-03-2022, 02:20 PM	#936
Chappers 71 Major General 6465 Rep 5,987 Posts Drives: Beige G31 540ix m sport Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Kent, The Garden of England iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 G31 xdrive 40i ... [7.67] 2006 E92 335i SE [9.50]	When referring to an ex girlfriend 'Never go back to a lit firework' __________________ G31 40ix M Sport E92 335i. E36 328is coupe E39 540i V8 6SP manual E34 3.6 M5. E34 525i sport. VW Jetta Mk2 GTI 16v. 1679cc 1967 resto-cal beetle
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02-04-2022, 09:46 AM	#937
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Bad timing "Scotty, don't beam me up. I'm taking shit." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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02-04-2022, 07:53 PM	#939
Tambohamilton Brigadier General 3424 Rep 4,370 Posts Drives: E91 330d Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Herefordshire iTrader: (0)	"don't get old" -my dad
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02-05-2022, 07:12 AM	#940
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34937 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Forgiveness is setting a prisoner free and then discovering the prisoner was you"
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02-10-2022, 05:58 PM	#941
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	“I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Robert Duval (Lt. Colonel Kilgore), Apocalypse Now __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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02-12-2022, 07:58 PM	#942
3.0L Colonel 16515 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	New office hours Open until Closed. Closed until Open. __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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02-13-2022, 04:00 AM	#943
mdf Private 314 Rep 69 Posts Drives: 2018 230i; 2020 M2C Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." Attributed to Hugh Downs
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02-13-2022, 09:03 AM	#944
garyfried Private 286 Rep 98 Posts Drives: BMW 435ix Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Alberta, iTrader: (0)	Don't let the old man in - Clint Eastwood
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02-13-2022, 04:46 PM	#945
Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 93333 Rep 1,086 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	Thanks to a dear friend.
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