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I went to the doctor recently.
He said: "Don't eat anything fatty." I said: "What, like bacon and burgers?" He said, "No fatty, don't eat anything."
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| 07-08-2025, 04:45 AM | #1674 |
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My wife yelled from upstairs, and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your whole body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?"
I replied "No." She responded, "How about now?"
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| 07-09-2025, 08:18 AM | #1675 |
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My local barber has been arrested for selling drugs, im in shock. I've been a customer of his for 7 years i had no idea he was a barber.
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| 07-10-2025, 04:28 AM | #1676 |
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What did the alien say to the cat?
''Take me to your litter.'' |
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| 07-10-2025, 04:53 AM | #1677 |
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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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| 07-12-2025, 05:58 AM | #1678 |
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What does the sign on the out of business brothel say?
Beat it, we're closed.
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| 07-16-2025, 04:26 AM | #1679 |
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When I got a job as a human cannonball...
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| 07-17-2025, 06:45 PM | #1681 |
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| 07-19-2025, 06:08 AM | #1682 |
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I'll tell you one thing that always catches my eye... short people with umbrellas.
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| 07-19-2025, 06:10 AM | #1683 |
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I've got the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.
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Quote:
What does the collision sound like?
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| 07-20-2025, 02:20 AM | #1685 |
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If you don't like vinegar but use it anyway, you have vinaigrette.
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| 07-20-2025, 06:38 AM | #1686 |
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2 cheese trucks ran into each other
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The inventor of the heat index recently died. He was 88 but felt like he was 107.
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