BMWs mods that went wrong

martieg · 06-09-2006, 11:49 PM

A very good website called "BMW Nightmare" with lots of pictures of BMW modified without taste (fortunately I didn't find any E90's):
http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm

My favorite pics are here:

chongki · 06-10-2006, 02:14 AM

WTF!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KennyVendetta · 06-17-2006, 07:23 AM

Simply awful...I gotta check this site out..

bavarian19 · 06-17-2006, 09:40 AM

That site has been around for ages... but its always amazing to see what happens when you pair an idiot with a BMW

Curt3s · 06-17-2006, 01:49 PM

Isn't Jimmy 540i a Member here and on bimmerfest?

BMW F22 · 06-17-2006, 03:53 PM

^ I think it's just his site. I dont think those are the cars he's modded/owns.

Spiffy_and_Pink · 06-17-2006, 06:33 PM

eww.

ZuerstBMW · 06-17-2006, 07:21 PM

What year was the BMW Jetta M 5 released?

Dawg Nuts · 06-20-2006, 12:40 AM

martieg · 11-27-2006, 10:36 AM

Today I spotted a Toyota Corolla with BMW badges all over the place. I didn't have my camera handy though.

DILLIGAF · 11-27-2006, 11:58 AM

OMG

just4kickz · 11-27-2006, 12:15 PM

that fool is a baller... christ... i wonder how he got so rich

GregL · 11-27-2006, 05:04 PM

Nice find

I don't think the clear tails on page 2 (Target #12) are that bad though...not on a black car but still.

T-MC-G · 11-27-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by just4kickz

that fool is a baller... christ... i wonder how he got so rich

He sells those "Kewl Blue Xenon look-a-like bulbs for halogen head lights" pretty smart, $1.20 bulbs for $50 all day long online. Makes a killing.

bavarian19 · 11-27-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by T-MC-G

He sells those "Kewl Blue Xenon look-a-like bulbs for halogen head lights" pretty smart, $1.20 bulbs for $50 all day long online. Makes a killing.

They look like crap. I actually bought a pair, and ended up selling them within a week...

remmib · 11-27-2006, 06:19 PM

What are they thinking

Chris.G · 11-27-2006, 06:55 PM

I feel so sorry for those BIMMERS. Those owners should be banned from ever going near a BMW ever again.

///Matt · 11-27-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KennyVendetta

Simply awful...I gotta check this site out..

I hate you Kenny... for your sig. I stared for like 20 minutes while I was supposed to be working.

GregL · 11-28-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

I hate you Kenny... for your sig. I stared for like 20 minutes while I was supposed to be working.

Good job Matt, now you've got me staring... damnit

ahaxton · 11-30-2006, 05:33 PM

personally I think all the ricer mods people put on BMW's even if they are older (likely they cant afford a newer one) are just plain out trashy. I hate seeing these chrome rims and lowered BMW's. I hate chrome rims for some reason on BMW's. Leave them on the escalades and exotics.

AW330i · 11-30-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ahaxton

personally I think all the ricer mods people put on BMW's even if they are older (likely they cant afford a newer one) are just plain out trashy. I hate seeing these chrome rims and lowered BMW's. I hate chrome rims for some reason on BMW's. Leave them on the escalades and exotics.

hey now hold the phone what are you implying about lowered bmw's? While I agree on the chrome rims being gross I feel that way about all of them including the ones on exotics and trucks but I see absolutly nothing wrong with lowering you bmw...

ahaxton · 11-30-2006, 10:18 PM

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hey now hold the phone what are you implying about lowered bmw's? While I agree on the chrome rims being gross I feel that way about all of them including the ones on exotics and trucks but I see absolutly nothing wrong with lowering you bmw...

ive seen nice chrome rims on a lime green lamborghini. They look completely ricer though on BMW's. I think the lowered look is "gangsta". Just ruins a classy car.
Maybe Hollywood has gotten to me lol. BMW is always the classy car while the Mercedes is always the gangster and mobster car.

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martieg Texas 347 Rep 769 Posts Drives: 330i Black Sph PP/SP/NV/MTk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	BMWs mods that went wrong A very good website called "BMW Nightmare" with lots of pictures of BMW modified without taste (fortunately I didn't find any E90's): http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm My favorite pics are here:
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06-10-2006, 02:14 AM	#2
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06-17-2006, 07:23 AM	#3
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06-17-2006, 09:40 AM	#4
bavarian19 General 570 Rep 18,849 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (23)	That site has been around for ages... but its always amazing to see what happens when you pair an idiot with a BMW
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06-17-2006, 03:53 PM	#6
BMW F22 Major General 3746 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	^ I think it's just his site. I dont think those are the cars he's modded/owns.
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06-17-2006, 06:33 PM	#7
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11-27-2006, 10:36 AM	#10
martieg Texas 347 Rep 769 Posts Drives: 330i Black Sph PP/SP/NV/MTk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Today I spotted a Toyota Corolla with BMW badges all over the place. I didn't have my camera handy though.
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11-27-2006, 05:04 PM	#13
GregL Brigadier General 108 Rep 3,618 Posts Drives: 2016 CLA45 AMG Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: GTA iTrader: (4)	Nice find I don't think the clear tails on page 2 (Target #12) are that bad though...not on a black car but still. __________________ 2016 Mercedes-AMG CLA45 2013 Mercedes-Benz B250 - Gone 2010 Mercedes-Benz C350 4Matic - Gone 2006 BMW 330xi - Gone 2001 Infiniti QX4 - Gone
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11-27-2006, 06:55 PM	#17
Chris.G Banned 113 Rep 3,120 Posts Drives: 2011 LCI MSPORT X5 30d Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia iTrader: (0)	I feel so sorry for those BIMMERS. Those owners should be banned from ever going near a BMW ever again.
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11-30-2006, 05:33 PM	#20
ahaxton Private 2 Rep 65 Posts Drives: 2007 Titanium Silver 328i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Atlanta iTrader: (0)	personally I think all the ricer mods people put on BMW's even if they are older (likely they cant afford a newer one) are just plain out trashy. I hate seeing these chrome rims and lowered BMW's. I hate chrome rims for some reason on BMW's. Leave them on the escalades and exotics.
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