Pranks to do to someone on a cruise ship???

Definitive · 06-27-2007, 03:19 PM

Hey Guys,

I really need all the Ideas we can get... So my friend is having his bachelor party on a 3 day cruise to mexico. There are 29 guys going and we want to mess with the groom a little bit...

Can ayone think of some good but safe pranks to pull on him? They dont have to be cruise specific. Could be anything you would do to someone at a hotel room or whatever.

Please

Thanks,
Definitive

Josh49 · 06-27-2007, 03:20 PM

Upper Decker FTW..

Definitive · 06-27-2007, 03:25 PM

Thats a no go on a cruise... lol They do not have standard toilets.

But good one!

SoYank · 06-28-2007, 12:20 PM

Tell him the shore excursions leave an hour later.
--OR--
Tell him the ship leaves port from a shore excursion an hour later.

SES_D · 06-28-2007, 12:22 PM

Cruise's are the best! Damn, I miss mine.

Pretend one of your friends fell overboard? lol.

Neurorad · 06-28-2007, 12:24 PM

Padlock and chain a bowling ball to his ankle the whole cruise, even while swimming in the pool.

Definitive · 06-28-2007, 01:21 PM

Come on.... Anyone have any real fun ones???

HyperM3 · 06-28-2007, 01:23 PM

You can constantly have them page him on the loudspeaker saying that hes lost. Reference what hes wearing and that he might be a little mentally challenged.

Josh49 · 06-28-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

You can constantly have them page him on the loudspeaker saying that hes lost. Reference what hes wearing and that he might be a little mentally challenged.

I was going to ask if there was a loudspeaker.. Never been on a cruise. Could you have "his wife" page him while he's in the middle of a conversation with a random girl..

Definitive · 06-28-2007, 01:25 PM

LOL, That is a pretty good one!

Josh49 · 06-28-2007, 01:26 PM

I would use the loudspeaker as much as possible..

iwantmye92 · 06-28-2007, 01:27 PM

While he's sleeping, all the rest of you run into his room with life jackets on yelling that the boat is sinking

Josh49 · 06-28-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantmye92

While he's sleeping, all the rest of you run into his room with life jackets on yelling that the boat is sinking

LOL!!

HyperM3 · 06-28-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantmye92

While he's sleeping, all the rest of you run into his room with life jackets on yelling that the boat is sinking

Thats almost akin to joking with airport security that your friend has a toenail clipper in the bag. Some things just arent that funny when other people can hear it.

Another thing is saran wrap the toilet bowl. Ive always loved that one. Or if the doorhandle to the room is a knob(wont work if its a handle) put vaseline all over it, he will never be able to turn it.

UncleWede · 06-28-2007, 01:54 PM

If you have an inner berth, make him sleep on the top bunk. When you turn out the light, tell him you spilled marbles on teh floor. I had a HELL of a time getting of the top bunk to take a leak because I knew there were my son's marcles rolling around down there, and it is PITCH BLACK once that light goes out.

Definitive · 06-28-2007, 04:52 PM

I dont know too many 25-30 year old guys that carry marbles around with them... But interesting Idea.

UncleWede · 06-28-2007, 05:05 PM

It's a special occassion, bring some along. . . "but the wife says no F*ing way, the dick stays here"

SoYank · 06-29-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Definitive

I dont know too many 25-30 year old guys that carry marbles around with them... But interesting Idea.

I'm 49 and I've lost mine.

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