[CigarPundit]

Originally Posted by Darth One

so i fully realize that i'm building up this rep of the guy who confesses shit-related things, but might as well own it, eh?

i confess that i do not know the first thing about using those wax paper covers for the toilet seats. i mean fortunately i usually poop in regularly cleaned bathrooms, but sometimes you've got to use them because that particular toilet is suspect.

how the fuck do you use them?? they don't stay on the seat. when you take them out of the dispenser, the middle isn't fully cut out, which makes it function like a turd hammock. and something always gets fucked up during the flushing process. it turns the process of shitting into.....well, a shit show.

Lol. Ass gasket.