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so i fully realize that i'm building up this rep of the guy who confesses shit-related things, but might as well own it, eh?
i confess that i do not know the first thing about using those wax paper covers for the toilet seats. i mean fortunately i usually poop in regularly cleaned bathrooms, but sometimes you've got to use them because that particular toilet is suspect. how the fuck do you use them?? they don't stay on the seat. when you take them out of the dispenser, the middle isn't fully cut out, which makes it function like a turd hammock. and something always gets fucked up during the flushing process. it turns the process of shitting into.....well, a shit show. |
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10-24-2018, 04:16 PM | #1302 |
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FTFY. My friend has told me stories about what may occur if used in the opposite orientation.
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Oh, god, yeah, definitely don’t go the wrong way. Horrible things happen to good people.
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10-26-2018, 12:19 PM | #1305 |
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Are you Megan Fox???!!!!! NIIICE! your secret's safe here and you definitely won't be leg-humped on a BMW OT forum, Megan.
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10-26-2018, 02:58 PM | #1308 |
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I must confess, I misdiagnosed my clunk sound on the right front of my e87.. I thought it was the strut top bearing. It ended up being a blown Bilstein B8. I ordered the top bearing and when installing I found the strut covered in fluid.. I am happy I was able to get a new strut in about 3 days and I am back to daily driving the 34-35 mpg baby BMW clunk free.
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Confession: My hippie neighbor behind my house wont do anything about the Himalayan blackberries that are taking over her entire back yard and now coming over my fence and trees with 1" thick vines. So I bought some concentrated blackberry killer and mixed it up at 4x strength in my pump sprayer and sprayed the sh*t out of her back yard, as far as my pump sprayer would reach. I hosed down everything in sight. Chemical warfare. It's on bitch!
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I know, I also confess, I have never opened this thread until today. Mine was a bit weak compared to some..
How about, When I was about 6-7 my brother had a cute girl over to our house (he is 5 years older than me) and for some reason I thought it was a good idea to run around only wearing a sock, on a certain non foot body part... My brother some how locked me out of the house wearing so mentioned sock on incorrect body part.. With cute girl at the window... Terrifying.....
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ah, the days before #metoo
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10-26-2018, 06:15 PM | #1313 |
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also, i wish i never saw that pic of Megan Fox's thumb. what in the actual fuck?!
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Yeah it’s not good, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for it.
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I confess I may cut someone that stole my coat at work today.
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