[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Yeah I have a 4 day weekend. Dude I was laying on the bathroom floor in my boxers and shes like ok you need food, Ill go hahahh

#lyfegoalz

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I genuinely have a question about excessive beer drinking; are you drinking like the 12oz glasses each? I genuinely get full after like 2 of them, especially in addition to a couple shots and wine included, that's like, the peak of my water weight tolerance LOL.

its those tall ones that are usually served with blue moon, what are they..I would think they are more than 12 oz, maybe 16

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I genuinely have a question about excessive beer drinking; are you drinking like the 12oz glasses each? I genuinely get full after like 2 of them, especially in addition to a couple shots and wine included, that's like, the peak of my water weight tolerance LOL.

Try expelling some of that water via your vagina and make room for more.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

its those tall ones that are usually served with blue moon, what are they..I would think they are more than 12 oz, maybe 16

16oz! That's what it was. 12 didn't sound right.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Try expelling some of that water via your vagina and make room for more.

Ever since you stopped receiving it, I haven't had any other deposits for the excess.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Yeah I have a 4 day weekend. Dude I was laying on the bathroom floor in my boxers and shes like ok you need food, Ill go hahahh

Love 4-day weekends. One of the best inventions EVER. Infinitely better than a 3-day weekend.

You're fucking lucky. In my Wall Street days, I used to come home smashed at least once a week, drink twice or more - entertaining clients. Every time I passed out in the bathroom my wife would just leave me there and be disgusted. She wouldn't even wake me up to get me to bed.

She would make sure I got up at 545am so I wouldn't be late for work (7-730am) though.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Love 4-day weekends. One of the best inventions EVER. Infinitely better than a 3-day weekend.

You're fucking lucky. In my Wall Street days, I used to come home smashed at least once a week, drink twice or more - entertaining clients. Every time I passed out in the bathroom my wife would just leave me there and be disgusted. She wouldn't even wake me up to get me to bed.

She would make sure I got up at 545am so I wouldn't be late for work (7-730am) though.

jeeeeeez that is freaking rough. I would actually die.

My co workers were making fun of my shoes as soon as I got there, and haley bitched them out--I was like thats my girl, she's ride or die.

My shoes arent even freakin bad, they just dont have style. Theyre air maxes for god sake!

[silvergray545]

I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

My shoes arent even freakin bad, they just dont have style. Theyre air maxes for god sake!

BW, 1, 90, 95, 360?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.

Ugh.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Love 4-day weekends. One of the best inventions EVER. Infinitely better than a 3-day weekend.

You're fucking lucky. In my Wall Street days, I used to come home smashed at least once a week, drink twice or more - entertaining clients. Every time I passed out in the bathroom my wife would just leave me there and be disgusted. She wouldn't even wake me up to get me to bed.

She would make sure I got up at 545am so I wouldn't be late for work (7-730am) though.

I feel your pain. I did dinners for 2-4 nights per week for years. I rarely came home smashed but the few times I did it was misery and yes, I had to get up at dark o-clock as well.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.

Another day that ends in y. What else do you expect? Go buy some car stuff and feel good about yourself.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.

Females? Hot? Pics please.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

BW, 1, 90, 95, 360?

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EDIT

My current state

EDIT

Im fucking pale

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

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EDIT

My current state

Fuck yeah Infrareds.


EDIT: And she got you electrolytes? She fucking loves you, man.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fuck yeah Infrareds.


EDIT: And she got you electrolytes? She fucking loves you, man.

I do cute shit too though ill take you guys on a tour via video

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.

Your employees? You should punk them. Or force them into mandatory volunteer work that is "fun" but in reality annoying.

i.e. ice bucket challenge

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

EDIT: And she got you electrolytes? She fucking loves you, man.

She's putting Mike on lockdown.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I feel your pain. I did dinners for 2-4 nights per week for years. I rarely came home smashed but the few times I did it was misery and yes, I had to get up at dark o-clock as well.

Dark o-clock sucks. But..... It secretly feels good. Like you beat the world at waking up. So stupid. Hurt so much when hungover though.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Another day the ends in y. What else do you expect? Go buy some car stuff and feel good about yourself.

You're the best worst friend I've ever had. Glad to have you around.

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Females? Hot? Pics please.

Neither are females. But my 9/10 admin girl with the 10/10 ass is looking fine today. She's wearing a tight skirt. Every time she walks by my office, I cry a little bit. The things I'd do...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I do cute shit too though ill take you guys on a tour via video

Awaiting video tour. I'm just writing this business ethics paper, anyway.

Originally Posted by RJ_

She's putting Mike on lockdown.

Like, at least she's pretty. It'd be different if Bertha had chained him to the bed with that piece of bread and Gatorade.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Your employees? You should punk them. Or force them into mandatory volunteer work that is "fun" but in reality annoying.

i.e. ice bucket challenge

Punk them? I'm trying to terminate one of them. LOL

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mike.

jeeeeeez that is freaking rough. I would actually die.

My co workers were making fun of my shoes as soon as I got there, and haley bitched them out--I was like thats my girl, she's ride or die.

My shoes arent even freakin bad, they just dont have style. Theyre air maxes for god sake!

That's rare. A lot of times girls use that as an opportunity to gang up so she can "change" the way the bf dresses.

Next thing you know, there's a pair of brown loafers with tassels AND fringy things on them.