[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

All good - it would take a lot more than being called a freak to offend me! I was actually somewhat pleased. After all, it is nice to be different, and Christians are supposed to stand out from the rest of the world as an example.

Still, it was tasteless, but so is me calling myself a pacifist.

So, can i tell you about how i calm myself with murder plans? They tend to be math heavy after five minutes, so i picture stuff like giving her a mink coat made from living, trained minks.

First you have to buy the animals, then the feeding cost, the training will take about ten years and i assume a loss of 60% since my dogs will probably eat a ton of them by accident.

Now feeding 40 minks for ten years means i have to guarantee a raw fish or meat feed for ten years (+60% percent) and i need to hire 12 people full time to train them to do tricks like hanging on to each other for as long as it will take an 80 year old woman to put on a coat that'll weigh 60kilos. That'll probably be an issue, but first i have to step up on my fishing hobby by catching over 10 kilos of fish per day and for that i will need about 16 hours per day (i love fishing, i just suck at it!).

Anyway, that plan calmed me down a few months ago, when my mom spoke with my kids without an adult supervision for five minutes. I had to give up on it since training minks, or owning them as pets is illegal here, and they are an environmental hazard.

Anyway, the minks were supposed to eat her, but they as all wild animals don't like salt in their food so this plan had some flaws, but if we ignore all the flaws in this plan (and the fact that I'm a pacifist) it was a good plan!

[vinylengraver]

I consider myself very lucky as I have no shitty people that I need to buy presents for. In fact I don't have anyone other my wife, my 3 kids and my dog on my list.
But if I did know shitty people I had to buy gifts for, I'd just get them something vegan.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I would not take too much examples from the Christians and the Christian church ...
Our priest said often...*This is the house of God* ! 2 weeks later he banged his maid from behind and behind in the church

I heard our priest is now a chicken farmer ..

Actually, it seems we agree on the bolded. Since the Christian church is made up of sinners, then if we were to look to them as examples, we will most certainly be disappointed.

The takeaway then, is that we should take much from the Bible instead.

I'm guessing that's what you meant. Right?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by vinylengraver

I consider myself very lucky as I have no shitty people that I need to buy presents for. In fact I don't have anyone other my wife, my 3 kids and my dog on my list.
But if I did know shitty people I had to buy gifts for, I'd just get them something vegan.

Okay.

I hate you.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Still, it was tasteless, but so is me calling myself a pacifist.

So, can i tell you about how i calm myself with murder plans? They tend to be math heavy after five minutes, so i picture stuff like giving her a mink coat made from living, trained minks.

First you have to buy the animals, then the feeding cost, the training will take about ten years and i assume a loss of 60% since my dogs will probably eat a ton of them by accident.

Now feeding 40 minks for ten years means i have to guarantee a raw fish or meat feed for ten years (+60% percent) and i need to hire 12 people full time to train them to do tricks like hanging on to each other for as long as it will take an 80 year old woman to put on a coat that'll weigh 60kilos. That'll probably be an issue, but first i have to step up on my fishing hobby by catching over 10 kilos of fish per day and for that i will need about 16 hours per day (i love fishing, i just suck at it!).

Anyway, that plan calmed me down a few months ago, when my mom spoke with my kids without an adult supervision for five minutes. I had to give up on it since training minks, or owning them as pets is illegal here, and they are an environmental hazard.

Anyway, the minks were supposed to eat her, but they as all wild animals don't like salt in their food so this plan had some flaws, but if we ignore all the flaws in this plan (and the fact that I'm a pacifist) it was a good plan!

Ahhh, maths. When I wrote my CPA exam they decided to make one of the three cases about ostriches. And they gave a set example of how many eggs one female could lay, and the percentage of those that would be female. We then had to estimate size needed to sustain to a certain desired income, factoring taxes and a bunch of other crappy stuff.

Driving home that day after, honestly, if I had seen an ostrich in Canada (as extremely rare as that would be), I'd have stopped the car and throttled it. Hated ostriches for a few days after.

Fortunately, I found out I passed a few months later, so that made me feel a little less hate towards those two legged creatures.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I would not take too much examples from the Christians and the Christian church ...
Our priest said often...*This is the house of God* ! 2 weeks later he banged his maid from behind and behind in the church

I heard our priest is now a chicken farmer ..

Even I've fucked a Christian. Tough shit.

Edit: Ah, he was her boss. Then that's bad for real and he deserves his chickens.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ahhh, maths. When I wrote my CPA exam they decided to make one of the three cases about ostriches. And they gave a set example of how many eggs one female could lay, and the percentage of those that would be female. We then had to estimate size needed to sustain to a certain desired income, factoring taxes and a bunch of other crappy stuff.

Driving home that day after, honestly, if I had seen an ostrich in Canada (as extremely rare as that would be), I'd have stopped the car and throttled it. Hated ostriches for a few days after.

Fortunately, I found out I passed a few months later, so that made me feel a little less hate towards those two legged creatures.

You and i are the real haters in this world!

We had some biology/ math classes like that in 8-9 grade. Turtle eggs, temps, probabilities and how to next generation, when males and females act differently.

I fucking swear. You put an animal in math, and you hate it for life.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Actually, it seems we agree on the bolded. Since the Christian church is made up of sinners, then if we were to look to them as examples, we will most certainly be disappointed.

The takeaway then, is that we should take much from the Bible instead.

I'm guessing that's what you meant. Right?

No my friend. Actually I heard it otherwise , because her name was/is *Mary* !

Wait ?!?! ... I thought Mary (The holy virgin Mary) was a virgin ?
While the s@cker banged her in the church (The house of God) I'm pretty sure he knew her from the bible .

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti !
In English for you guys => "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost/Spirit"
Amen..

On the other hand , I only believe what I can see . And for the moment he sees only his chickens .

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Even I've fucked a Christian. Tough shit.

Edit: Ah, he was her boss. Then that's bad for real and he deserves his chickens.

Anna , I'm pretty sure you know what they say about weird dudes and chickens..

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No my friend. Actually I heard it otherwise , because her name was/is *Mary* !

Wait ?!?! ... I thought Mary (The holy virgin Mary) was a virgin ?
While the s@cker banged her in the church (The house of God) I'm pretty sure he knew her from the bible .

Sometimes I'd like to understand the thought process that goes on inside your head before you post.

None of this makes any sense to me. I'm still trying to decipher whether the maid's name was Mary (in which case, he didn't know her from the Bible), or if you are talking about the Mary in the Bible (virgin Mary), which he didn't "bang".

It's all very confusing.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Sometimes I'd like to understand the thought process that goes on inside your head before you post.

None of this makes any sense to me. I'm still trying to decipher whether the maid's name was Mary (in which case, he didn't know her from the Bible), or if you are talking about the Mary in the Bible (virgin Mary), which he didn't "bang".

It's all very confusing.

Honestly I thought you was smarter as for a lawyer .
Of course Mary is in the bible , so our priest thought this is my chance ...
But I really wonder if Mary washed also his feet (and balls) with her hair ..

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Sometimes I'd like to understand the thought process that goes on inside your head before you post.

None of this makes any sense to me. I'm still trying to decipher whether the maid's name was Mary (in which case, he didn't know her from the Bible), or if you are talking about the Mary in the Bible (virgin Mary), which he didn't "bang".

It's all very confusing.

You still trying to decipher? It's like WWII with the nazis and the Enigma - good luck cracking that code...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

You still trying to decipher? It's like WWII with the nazis and the Enigma - good luck cracking that code...

My IQ is too high for you guys . Please come back in a century and try again , and hope that your evolution is up to date ...

But hey .. Don't give up my friends ,one day you will make it ! It's only a matter of time => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_e...2012-05-17.jpg

[bimmer456]

Originally Posted by 37psi

I don't bother. If I don't like someone they won't get a present, period. Only exception is the secret santa at work. I buy the tackiest el cheapo gift like washing up gloves with pink tinsel on them... it surprises me how many people genuinely appreciate tack!

I don't participate in secret Santa at work.

[ipso_facto]

Hi Lups ... you might get some inspiration form Reggie Perrin's shop, Grot.

[1MOREMOD]

Non alcoholic beer

[bimmer456]

Originally Posted by 37psi

Our boss is a duche so we don't have a say.

Hmmm might need to look up that HR number.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ahhh, maths. When I wrote my CPA exam they decided to make one of the three cases about ostriches. And they gave a set example of how many eggs one female could lay, and the percentage of those that would be female. We then had to estimate size needed to sustain to a certain desired income, factoring taxes and a bunch of other crappy stuff.

Driving home that day after, honestly, if I had seen an ostrich in Canada (as extremely rare as that would be), I'd have stopped the car and throttled it. Hated ostriches for a few days after.

Fortunately, I found out I passed a few months later, so that made me feel a little less hate towards those two legged creatures.

Kaibab deer herd model during my masters program. Deer on a plateau, how much food do you supplement, how many mountain lion and deer tags to sell, weather cycles, do you let the hunters shoot Bambi. . . .

[Never_Enough]

I don't have to buy presents for anyone. I win.

Also, if someone is shitty to me, why would I get them something?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I don't have to buy presents for anyone. I win.

Also, if someone is shitty to me, why would I get them something?

When you have kids the relatives crawl through the door and then you need the small happy moments during the damn santa day (here we have a santa visiting every damn house, we don't do mall santas since the finns are sick, sick, SICK people).

[MightyMouseTech]

https://dicksbymail.com/?gclid=EAIaI...SAAEgITSvD_BwE

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MightyMouseTech

https://dicksbymail.com/?gclid=EAIaI...SAAEgITSvD_BwE

The confetti option ruins carpets.