Having More SEX Prevents Heart Attacks...

Ric in RVA · 09-12-2019, 01:05 PM

Just call me the walking dead.....

NEfan508 · 09-12-2019, 01:12 PM

We visit places as much as possible, Spain particularly more than others, Madrid, Barcelona and Seville (10x) past 20 years

Seville is famous for its cuisine, bull fighting AND Flamenco 💃

I guess I liked it to much, when we flew back to boston I bought Mrs Miller a beautiful detailed (revealing) flamenco dress, thinking she would wear it for me and maybe mimic the dancers we seen on our last holiday ?!?

Not the response I expected lol
Theresa: I'm not dressing like a bar girl to get your rocks off! hmmm same color as that whore was wearing! The one you couldn't keep your eyes off of, Your sleeping on the sofa tonight

We still go to Spain but no more flamenco shows lol

CTinline-six · 09-13-2019, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NEfan508

We visit places as much as possible, Spain particularly more than others, Madrid, Barcelona and Seville (10x) past 20 years

Seville is famous for its cuisine, bull fighting AND Flamenco 💃

I guess I liked it to much, when we flew back to boston I bought Mrs Miller a beautiful detailed (revealing) flamenco dress, thinking she would wear it for me and maybe mimic the dancers we seen on our last holiday ?!?

Not the response I expected lol
Theresa: I'm not dressing like a bar girl to get your rocks off! hmmm same color as that whore was wearing! The one you couldn't keep your eyes off of, Your sleeping on the sofa tonight

We still go to Spain but no more flamenco shows lol

Should've bought a different color.

upstatedoc · 11-09-2021, 11:43 AM

I didn't know bots had sex

Tommy-G · 11-09-2021, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

All right, how many of you took one look at this thread and immediately forwarded the article to their wife?

(Besides me)

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Mein11 · 11-10-2021, 05:33 AM

So when my ex told me to go fuck myself, she just wanted me to live a healthier life!

3.0L · 11-10-2021, 06:50 PM

So from this theorem we can deduce:

1. If a newlywed keels over from a heart attack, you now know why.
2. If someone lives to be 105, you now know why.
3. If your neighbor had a heart transplant, well...
4. If you have a heart murmur, your doctor needs to have a talk with your other half, before it's too late.

vreihen16 · 11-10-2021, 07:07 PM

5. Medicare will not pay for said services, even if your doctor writes a prescription!

King_Leonard · 11-10-2021, 11:26 PM

[Urgent update] The NEJM reports Prancercise is significantly more effective at preventing heart disease than sex (p<0.006969).

6oclockshadow · 11-11-2021, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by eluded

The data clearly shows that self pleasuring does not have the same health benefits as mutual love making

Bummer...

M5Rick · 11-11-2021, 11:12 AM

...and a healthy diet helps too

M5Rick · 11-12-2021, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by stein_325i

Does that include pineapple?

A bit of everything won't harm you if it's in moderation.

EugeneDrapper · 11-12-2021, 03:36 AM

hmm, any type of sex prevent heart problems?

Mein11 · 11-12-2021, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by EugeneDrapper

hmm, any type of sex prevent heart problems?

Yes, technically having sex with your cousin counts, however most would suggest against doing such. I hope this answers your question.

TXSTYLE · 11-12-2021, 11:42 AM

Specifically for those of you :
Married and Middle Aged...

How much Sex are you having? 🤔

vreihen16 · 11-12-2021, 12:24 PM

It's been so long that I can't even remember who gets tied up any more.

Do you remember that TV pharma commercial with the disclaimer about not using if your heart isn't healthy enough? This guy, right here.....

King Rudi · 11-12-2021, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by EugeneDrapper

hmm, any type of sex prevent heart problems?

Yes. The only sex that will save you is anal. And in order for it to be effective, you must be the recipient. Good luck buddy!

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Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Specifically for those of you :
Married and Middle Aged...

How much Sex are you having? 🤔

Not married, but basically am. Daily. Some days more than once. Everyone thinks they like to have a lot of sex until they meet someone who really likes to have a lot of sex. At this point, it's like showering, eating or going to the gym. The trick is keeping it anything but routine.

TXSTYLE · 11-12-2021, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Yes. The only sex that will save you is anal. And in order for it to be effective, you must be the recipient. Good luck buddy!

Not married, but basically am. Daily. Some days more than once. Everyone thinks they like to have a lot of sex until they meet someone who really likes to have a lot of sex. At this point, it's like showering, eating or going to the gym. The trick is keeping it anything but routine.

Well said. But I will add... After 21 years of marriage routine becomes very well, routine. 😁
For us @ 3x/week. According to my married friends who I've asked, (at least 10yrs of marriage) they say once a week if that. 😔

3.0L · 11-12-2021, 01:00 PM

Is there a threshold, heaven forbid, where too much sex is bad?

King Rudi · 11-12-2021, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Well said. But I will add... After 21 years of marriage routine becomes very well, routine. 😁
For us @ 3x/week. According to my married friends who I've asked, (at least 10yrs of marriage) they say once a week if that. 😔

Good for you! I hear lots of married couples who don't even try anymore. Good for you guys for keeping it alive. Sex isn't all there is to a marriage, but it does help keep things "alive."

My best friend and I had this conversation a few weeks ago. He said he couldn't even remember the last time he and his wife had sex.

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

Is there a threshold, heaven forbid, where too much sex is bad?

YES!!! Too much of anything can be detrimental. I wouldn't say a specific number of occurrences/sessions as much as frequency and intensity.

upstatedoc · 11-12-2021, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

It's been so long that I can't even remember who gets tied up any more.

Do you remember that TV pharma commercial with the disclaimer about not using if your heart isn't healthy enough? This guy, right here.....

Keep seeing doctors until you find one that says it's OK.

King Rudi · 11-12-2021, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Keep seeing doctors until you find one that says it's OK.

Right? I always thought that whenever commercials would state that 4 out of 5 doctors agree.....I feel like the 1 doctor in disagreeance should have his phone number listed, for those like us.

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