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      11-20-2022, 07:12 PM   #40349
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That model actually won a few rallies in Finland (Thousand Lakes) and 2 times Tour De Europe. My first father in law was the lead engine mechanic on that team. The car was made in Moscow at the factory that USSR brought from Germany as reparations after WWII. The original motor was 4 cyl @72HP. Rally tuned was up to 160HP with a lot of German components (pistons, rings, carburetors).
Is that a Datsun or Fiat?
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      11-20-2022, 07:18 PM   #40350
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      11-20-2022, 07:27 PM   #40351
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Is that a Datsun or Fiat?
It's a Moskvitch 2140.
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      11-20-2022, 07:32 PM   #40352
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Is that a Datsun or Fiat?
Neither. While it's a photoshopped image, the car is Moskvitch 2140. Never drove that one, but drove models 403, 408, 412 when I was a kid. We had a driving school for kids where you could drive at 12 years old with instructor. And before you drive, you had to learn the theory of car operation in pretty good detail plus traffic regulations. Those regulations were not a joke at all.
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      11-20-2022, 07:50 PM   #40353
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Neither. While it's a photoshopped image, the car is Moskvitch 2140. Never drove that one, but drove models 403, 408, 412 when I was a kid. We had a driving school for kids where you could drive at 12 years old with instructor. And before you drive, you had to learn the theory of car operation in pretty good detail plus traffic regulations. Those regulations were not a joke at all.
I drove the Datsun 510 when I was in my teens, it looks similar to the one on that image.
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      11-21-2022, 01:37 AM   #40354
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It's a Moskvitch 2140.
I thought it could have been a Wartburg two stroke
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Wtf. Back 8 years.
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I thought it could have been a Wartburg two stroke
Very similar style, and those things sounded like a dirt bike!
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      11-21-2022, 11:18 AM   #40359
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Ouch
I lived in a college apartment complex with a long-time friend, shortly after we graduated from high school. He attended the local university and I attended the local junior college. It was exciting to be on our own, but it came at the cost of noisy neighbors.

Our "neighbors" were from Africa and had the annoying habit of talking loudly in their native tongue at 3 in the morning. We tried to talk with them about this problem, but they ignored us.

So the drill came out; the one I borrowed from my dad's TV store. It was 1/2" in diameter and 18" long. Their bathroom shared a wall with our bathroom; a mirror image. From inside our sink cabinet and up high where it would be difficult to spot, I drilled a hole through our cabinet, through the wall and into their bathroom cabinet.

Next, we got some 3/8" tubing, a coat hangar and a funnel. When our neighbors didn't seem to be home, we pushed the straightened coat hangar down the tubing, then pushed the tubing through the wall. With the funnel taped to the tubing, we poured about one quart of water into their cabinet, then extracted the tubing, all the while giggling our asses off. Just the idea of ruining all of their toilet paper seemed like adequate revenge. We did this many times, and I'm sure much to the frustration of the complex handy-man. They never figured it out. Heh!
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Should label that NSFW
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/ Decent movie
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I lived in a college apartment complex with a long-time friend, shortly after we graduated from high school. He attended the local university and I attended the local junior college. It was exciting to be on our own, but it came at the cost of noisy neighbors.

Our "neighbors" were from Africa and had the annoying habit of talking loudly in their native tongue at 3 in the morning. We tried to talk with them about this problem, but they ignored us.

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Next, we got some 3/8" tubing, a coat hangar and a funnel. When our neighbors didn't seem to be home, we pushed the straightened coat hangar down the tubing, then pushed the tubing through the wall. With the funnel taped to the tubing, we poured about one quart of water into their cabinet, then extracted the tubing, all the while giggling our asses off. Just the idea of ruining all of their toilet paper seemed like adequate revenge. We did this many times, and I'm sure much to the frustration of the complex handy-man. They never figured it out. Heh!
Hilarious and very clever! Well played!
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Maybe he’s looking for a cold beer??
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