Is it rude to get your wife a vacuum for Xmas?

sygazelle · 12-23-2024, 10:28 AM

Apparently, your gift idea has been done before. The wife looks happy. I'm sure it will go well for you.

Edit: I looked at the scene again and it's a floor buffer, not a vacuum. She will like either. Go for it.

DrVenture · 12-23-2024, 11:29 AM

No idea what sort of weird fetish requires a blindfold, a floor buffer and a cardigan, but I await the next picture in the series.

Watching The World Burn · 12-24-2024, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DrVenture

No idea what sort of weird fetish requires a blindfold, a floor buffer and a cardigan, but I await the next picture in the series.

I feel like the pipe might play a prominent role...

Low hanging fruit and you missed it.

DrVenture · 12-24-2024, 10:18 AM

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I feel like the pipe might play a prominent role...

Low hanging fruit and you missed it.

Not to mention the train!

Maynard · 12-24-2024, 10:38 AM

Yes, the train puts it into Rule 34 territory.

vreihen16 · 12-24-2024, 11:14 AM

Coming soon

to OnlyFans.....

Watching The World Burn · 12-24-2024, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DrVenture

Not to mention the train!

Very good. I'm glad you took another critical look at the picture - so much fodder there!

sygazelle · 12-25-2024, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DrVenture

Not to mention the train!

...or the pearls.

What imaginations we have.

kscarrol · 12-26-2024, 06:32 AM

I’m waiting for Tyga to post some pics today of his happy wife unwrapping the vacuum cleaner…

cmyx6go · 12-26-2024, 07:54 AM

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I’m waiting for Tyga to post some pics today of his happy wife unwrapping the vacuum cleaner…

Does the ER have Wi-Fi?

vreihen16 · 12-26-2024, 09:31 AM

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Does the ER have Wi-Fi?

The better question is if his dog house has a solid wifi signal?????

erickonphoenix · 12-26-2024, 10:09 AM

I wouldn't do it, but "Trad Wifeing" is a thing.

Artemis · 12-26-2024, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Very good. I'm glad you took another critical look at the picture - so much fodder there!

A 'Steely Dan' (Edgar Burroughs) next to the candles.

iX nOOky · 12-26-2024, 12:01 PM

I gave my wife the Best Buy card and she got whatever she wanted for a vacuum and a carpet cleaner. It's only fair, she got me a central vacuum for our new garage, and I was thrilled about it. Now I can vacuum her car, and she can vacuum the whole house.

wrickem · 12-26-2024, 04:23 PM

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I’m waiting for Tyga to post some pics today of his happy wife unwrapping the vacuum cleaner…

I’m waiting too and also hoping he didn’t gift her a Shark thinking it’s “fancy”.

DrVenture · 12-26-2024, 05:32 PM

Maybe we should be monitoring his local news for updates as the tragedy unfolds?

vreihen16 · 12-26-2024, 08:16 PM

Can anyone recommend a wifi range extender that works outdoors in a dog house? Asking for a friend.....

wizardofOz · 12-27-2024, 04:24 AM

Some say tyga is still deciding on the purchase idea..

vreihen16 · 12-27-2024, 05:15 AM

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Some say tyga is still deciding on the purchase idea..

...and others believe that the worst pain he has ever felt was getting a vacuum cleaner forcefully shoved where, um, the sun don't shine

on Christmas morning.....

Buug959 · 12-27-2024, 06:27 AM

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...and others believe that the worst pain he has ever felt was getting a vacuum cleaner forcefully shoved where, um, the sun don't shine

on Christmas morning.....

Possibly more painful than a kidney stone.

sygazelle · 12-27-2024, 12:36 PM

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Let’s say a Shark vacuum or something fancy. I can see both sides to this

I found this great cleaning guide that might come in handy. The Shark Vacuum can't handle all of these jobs, but you can use this list for house-cleaning gift ideas for her birthday, Valentine's Day, or just because gifts when you want to surprise her.

Gemini562 · 12-27-2024, 02:28 PM

Same goes for a gym membership, should I start fluffing the couch cushions now, or wait until after she opens it

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