Wife Knocked Up

MoreCowbell · 07-21-2009, 02:35 PM

Any advice to get me through this last month and the birth itself?

geoff2010 · 07-21-2009, 02:38 PM

i actually just went through this... we had our daughter on May 1st. I have three pieces of advice to you

1 - say "yes" to everything she says... serious, don't f**k with her right now!

2 - have your bags packed, that shit happens fast

3 - relax and enjoy it, it's a hell of a ride!

MoreCowbell · 07-21-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by geoff2010

i actually just went through this... we had our daughter on May 1st. I have three pieces of advice to you

2 - have your bags packed, that shit happens fast

Congrats!!!

We've had the bag packed for a month already...i'm just anal like that!!!

E90SLAM · 07-21-2009, 03:14 PM

Congrats to you both!!!

ideliver · 07-21-2009, 03:44 PM

just relax and have fun...don't do anything stupid like take a trip to Vegas...and enjoy the sex now...'cause it will seem like forever once the baby comes before it happens again...

endofanera7 · 07-21-2009, 03:50 PM

stop taking pics of your doody

UCSBMW · 07-21-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

stop taking pics of your doody

lol +1

solefald · 07-21-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Congrats!!!

We've had the bag packed for a month already...i'm just anal like that!!!

no, dude, that's not anal. i had to buy a crib and assemble it when my ex was 3 months pregnant. and that's after a month of nagging. lol

yomama69 · 07-21-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

no, dude, that's not anal. i had to buy a crib and assemble it when my ex was 3 months pregnant. and that's after a month of nagging. lol

That's why I'm happy that my wife and I have no kids. When male birth control pill gets released later this year, I'm going to my doctor the next day. Can't be too safe.

shift330 · 07-21-2009, 11:59 PM

I just went through this in December. Just chill and try not to go "WTF!?" when they pull the baby out all covered in blood. I appearantly made a funny face and my wife got all crazy lol. Enjoy your last moments of "me" time too by the way, and congrats!

darkphantom · 07-22-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by got psi

Congrats man!

As mentioned above, everything happens so fast... you wont know what hit ya.

Its a great experience. The feeling you get when you first lay eyes on your child is undescribable.

Enjoy him/her/them !

wtf, don't tell me you're a father??

doubled24 · 07-22-2009, 09:31 AM

cut and run.... cut and run.

ACZakka325i · 07-22-2009, 09:35 AM

Congrats man! Long way off for me, but best of luck to you.

Scorpion · 07-22-2009, 09:39 AM

Congrats man, you going to watch the baby be born?

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

wtf, don't tell me you're a father??

I didn't even know psi was married lol.

But yeah congrats man, you going to watch the baby be born?

FStop7 · 07-22-2009, 09:44 AM

have you found out who the father is?

yomama69 · 07-22-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion

Congrats man, you going to watch the baby be born?

I didn't even know psi was married lol.

But yeah congrats man, you going to watch the baby be born?

Since when do you have to be married to have a kid?

yomama69 · 07-22-2009, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by doubled24

cut and run.... cut and run.

Cunt punt or falcon punch.....much cheaper than the conventional abortion.

Scorpion · 07-22-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

Since when do you have to be married to have a kid?

You don't, was just my guess.

FStop7 · 07-22-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by got psi

haha !

you guys are noobs !

Im not married... i just make babies all around the place.

w00t!

yomama69 · 07-22-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by got psi

haha !

you guys are noobs !

Im not married... i just make babies all around the place.

w00t!

That's how you get pink eye.

Brunotheboxer · 07-22-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by got psi

haha !

you guys are noobs !

Im not married... i just make babies all around the place.

w00t!

themetz · 07-22-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Any advice to get me through this last month and the birth itself?

Congrats! We've got baby no3 due 18th August!

Basically you're now screwed. No time. No life. No sleep. No sex.

But somehow, it's the best thing in the world!!

( and the good news is that the sex will start up again...eventually

... it's like a vicious circle )

Good luck !

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